Friday

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today?  I hope all is well with you, that you are getting plenty of rest, and that you are having a smashing old time.  Today is Friday, and as usual I had to attend the Friday prayer which is mandatory for me.  The morning was easy going, I usually get up early to water the plants before the sun makes it too hot to do anything, and I had plenty of time before I had to leave for the mosque.  Lunch was an eggplant omelet with sauteed onions.  At the same time, I prepared Floofy's cat food, and steamed some dried chilli peppers to make hot sauce later.  Things got more hectic for me after voice training.  My Mom wanted me to pick some "mungai" which are legumes, growing on trees over at your house inshaAllah.  I should have taken a snapshot... but these legumes have to be picked before they ripen.  They are usually found in curries and function like chicken, fish, beef, potatoes etc.  They provide a unique flavor and have a gelatinous rind which people are fond to suck out.  Anyway, I also had much work left in the kitchen, plus my Mom likes to generate more work while I work, plus I had to cook my dinner, so the evening was very hectic for me.

Natty Honey, the computer wants you to watch another movie.  "Airplane 2" from 1982.  The original is definitely better than the sequel, but this is what the computer wants you to watch today.  I was a teen when I first saw this movie, browsing through vhs tapes at the video rental store, and not knowing what I rented.  I didn't know of the original "Airplane" when I saw this movie, but I was happy to discover that it has a prequel.  I thought this movie was hilarious, so I watched over and over again.  Says a lot for my brand of sense of humor, huh?

Hi Honey

How are you today?  How is work treating you?  I assume you are very busy.  I've been seeing your old VS buddies pop up a lot in my browser.  I think the VS fashion Show 2012 lineup was the best one.  After 2013, the girls went downhill.  After you left, actually.  Then again, I'm biased.  Me, I'm still trying to stay out of sight, but I have so much to do that it's not easy.  I had to take my Dad to the hospital this morning, and in the evening I had to cut the grass.  The grass sure grows quickly around here.  Hey, I'm happy you are busy and everyone loves you and wants you.  InshaAllah, we will be married soon, so please keep the faith.  I love you.

Hey Natty Honey, how's it going with you?  How are your studies coming along?  I hope you saw that movie I asked you to watch.  Seeing those old clothes makes me laugh.  That dress!  Oh, that dress is so tacky.  When Annette sang that "I Can't Do The Sum" song.  Would you wear a dress like that?  At least the skirt defies gravity.  I can't imagine Tom Piper getting sexually aroused with her wearing that dress.  She might as well wear a hijab.

Meow

Hi Honey!  How are you today?  How's work coming along?  You must be busy as usual, so please take good care of yourself OK?  It's almost time for the General Elections here, and people have been behaving strangely for a while already, and it's intensifying now.  So I'm staying out of sight.  You know the saying "Out of sight, out of mind", but since I happen to be a chick singer, it's not easy to stay out of mind.  So I have decided to stay away from the public until further notice.  If you invited me to your party, I won't be coming.  Sorry.  I will not endorse any political party.  I will make clear who I endorse when I cast my vote on Election Day.  Allah knows my business, and Allah is my Judge.

Natty Honey, we don't want you to get lost!  We want to shelter and protect you, so nothing bad ever happens to you.  Or was it that you were telling ME to get lost?  Oh dear.  Anyway, you are like the precious kitty who has never been out of the house in her entire life.  We want to pamper you, and make sure nothing bad ever happens to you.  Yeah the mundane can be dull as hell, but we want to raise children in the mundane.  We don't want our kids to grow up globe trotting every day, right?  So appreciate the mundane, for you are precious and beloved.  Anyway, the computer wants you to watch a movie.  "Babes in Toyland", from 1961.  Nobody will deny that Disney is the number one movie company in the world at this time.  I was a small child when I first saw this movie.  Back then I thought the special effects were mind blowing, and I wanted all the toys which were in the movie.  Nowadays if you give a kid a toy like that, it would probably get angry and shoot you in the back of the head or something.  This movie may be a little difficult to find, but please do this homework.  Movie Star.  Please watch the movies I ask you to watch when I ask you to watch them.

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Hi Honey!  Oooh you must still be busy.  Well you're certainly more photogenic than me- I'm only good at being mysterious, somewhat.  Please make sure you get plenty of rest, eat sensibly, and don't forget to pray.  It's another hot and muggy day here, and it's hard to stay indoors without air conditioning, but we do what we must.  My Mom bought me some dinner, but I thing I'll have chili and tortillas later anyway.  The one distinct pleasure right now is iced tea- I drink copious amounts of it.  Best drink in the world!

Natty Honey, you're so bored!  Well that's the price of a safe and responsible path, especially since you have the madness of the life of a beautiful high class model to compare with.  But no matter, wherever you go, there you are- you are still a Rock and Roll Babe, you just need to realize it more.  Don't be fooled by appearances- still waters run deep!  Oh sorry, no movie assignment today.  You need to be making your own movie collection anyway.

Here's a snapshot of my kitty!  I love my kitty sooooo much!

 

It's quiet out there... too quiet

Aw Erin, you're so busy.  Everybody wants you, and I want you the most.  Please make sure you get plenty of rest, eat sensibly, and don't forget to pray.  Over here, it's very quiet today.  So quiet, that not even the birds are saying anything.  Which means that the bad guys are plotting again.  They never plot for the good or betterment of anything, including themselves.  Ya Allah, please protect me and my loved ones from the evil of those who engage in secret counsels.

Hey Natty honey, how's it going beautiful girl?  I hope you are studying hard and doing great at school.  I didn't watch any movies today, but I did watch a documentary on the Royal Family of Saudi Arabia.  Otherwise, it's just another day for me.  I had ramen for lunch, and rice for dinner.  I can't splurge on luxury items at this time.  Hang in there, popular girl!  Turn those college boys away, and marry me please!

OK everybody sing along:
Meow.. meow... meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow... meow meow meow

Sunday

Hi Honey!  How are you?  The computer tells me that you're a big star today.  Well you're a star to my heart, you are MY girl, you are beautiful to me, and I love you.  You must be busy, so I hope you are getting plenty of rest and eating sensibly.  It's Sunday here for me.  Just another Sunday.  I clean my mother's bedroom every Sunday, but at least the ground was nice and moist from the rain the other day so I didn't have to water the plants.  I will have to tomorrow, though.  Hot day today.  Otherwise, nothing special.  Just a lot of motorcycles.

Nattikins, you're so cute!  That looks like a college student's apartment to me.  You're so pretty though.  When are you going to Europe?  Please have lots of fun while you are there.  If you're staying home, then study hard my dearest, and do well at school OK?

Hi Honey

How are you today?  How was work?  I'm sure you are busy as usual, so please take good care of yourself, and don't forget to pray.  Nothing out of the ordinary going on here.  It was a comfortable night last night, so I slept in this morning- I think I got a total of 8 hours sleep!  It made me sleepy all morning, though.  But now the weather has gone back to hot again.  I fixed the lock on my Mom's kitchen this evening, but otherwise, that's it.  Nothing special on the menu either, just ramen for lunch and rice for dinner.  You are more than welcome to share my food with me.

Hey Natty Honey!  How are you?  Are you in Europe already, and having lots of fun?  No movie today, Sweetie.  The computer hasn't assigned one for you today.  You are probably too busy right now to watch movies, but if the computer does want you to watch a movie while you are busy modeling, I strongly suggest you make the time to watch the movie.  I'm sure your bosses would agree with me.  Please make sure you eat sensibly, and pray.