Monday, July 17, 2017

Aw Erin

You beautiful, tender hearted sweetheart.  I want to hold you and kiss you lots.  I love you, my darling Erin.  How is your day, honey?  I hope you are having a grand old time.  I have had a rather sweaty morning.  After doing my usual chores, I had to open up baby coconuts for my Mom.  She loves the stuff, so it looks like I will have to do it every day until I run out of coconuts.  I wonder if you will acquire a taste for the stuff?  I must say that it's quite a chore to harvest them and extract the juice.  And dispose of the waste- good thing the waste can be burned and composted.  Then my Dad bought me a new grass cutter, so I spent time inspecting and testing it, and loosening parts like the blade and spark plug.  Boy, it's as if they welded that spark plug in there.  That's the trouble with new stuff, you can't remove parts to maintain them.  The good news is that I can make your house inshaAllah look presentable now.  Well, the yard that is.  There's still the issue of a decrepit ruin of an old house standing there.  I want to see a nice, modest and modern house with all the modern amenities there.  But I need a few million dollars first, just for Erin.  Ya Allah, please grant me wealth enough to be and stay married.  No loans, please!

Hey Natty honey, if you're going to wear a baggy dress then wear a long dress.  A short baggy dress doesn't look good on you.  I think it's time that your bosses dress you up for your Instagram shots, and that you get paid an endorsement fee.  You are a VERY high profile gorgeous babe.  You're MY girl.  πŸ’šπŸ’škissesπŸ’šπŸ’š

Same goes for you, Pina.  I think it's time that your bosses dress you up for your Instagram shots, and that you get paid an endorsement fee.  I'm starting to recognize what clothes are yours, and what isn't.  And I'm guessing that's a borrowed dress.  Right?  You look good in it.

Oh my God, I used emoticons!