Eating contest

Hi Honey!  How are you today, my darling?  Has your schedule calmed down a little?  I hope you take time for yourself to just relax and enjoy.  No need to be speedy- big wheels turn slowly.  Ugh, those eggs and beans I ate last night gave me heartburn.  Imagine that!  They were so bland and boring, but they gave me heartburn.  Maybe it's my stomach's way of telling me to next time turn it into chili.  There are so many strangers in town, it's as if the tourists never left.  You can hear them putting around and about the streets at 2, 3, 4 am.  Who knows how they entertain themselves, maybe they cross the border to look for transsexual hookers or something.  They most certainly eat, and new eateries are popping up like mushrooms.  Word of advice to restaurant owners from someone who has experience: just because there is a crowd, that doesn't mean they want to eat the food you sell.  You have to be GOOD.  You have to be SPECIAL.  You have to be UNIQUE.  All of the above.  And clean.

Hi Natty Honey!  How's it going?  Are you planning your next fantastic post?  It's so impressive to me how clever your posts are, albeit naughty.  Here's something you probably don't know: Google really likes your Instagram page.  So have fun with your posts, and don't go looking for fame because you don't need to.  Today the computer wants you to watch "X-Men: Days Of Future Past" (2014)  This story first appeared in the comics back in the 80s, and it was Kate Pryde that went into her younger self, plus it featured my favorite mutie Rachel Summers who got forced into the past.  But after doing all they did to ruin the X-men stories, and completing the destruction, Marvel will probably never make a success out of my Rachel.  Not even on TV.  Is it over for the movie career of X-Men?