Saturday, April 6, 2019

Qur'an 201904007

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

202.  But their brethren plunge them deeper into error, and never relax.

203.  If you bring them not a revelation, they say, "Why don't you have it together?"  Say, "I but follow what is revealed to me from my Lord.  These are Lights from your Lord, and Guidance, and Mercy, for any who have Faith."

204.  When the Qur'an is read, listen to it with attention, and hold your peace, that you may receive Mercy.

The Heights 7:202-204
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I only really like one sport

Hi Erin!  How are you feeling, my beautiful Honey?  Now don't you worry about a thing my dearest, everything is going to work out just great for us inshaAllah.  I'm sure glad that America is turning to you instead of me for sports savvy.  I hope you make lots of money for yourself.  This time when you can afford it inshaAllah, buy some real estate in your home town OK?  Do you still play loud music in the middle of the night?  I love you.

There's only one sport that I really like, and that is Ladies professional figure skating.  I'm a chick singer, OK?  I like girlie stuff.