Wednesday, January 17, 2024

Bunker

 
Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me.  I love you.

What to do with all that wealth?  Feed the poor?  Seek security of course, and a nice place to be left alone.  That mountain he's building a clock (tax write off) in sure looks like a great place for a bunker.  Isolated out in the wilderness and accessible only by foot or helicopter.  It would be convenient to have a spouse who can fly a helicopter.  Hikers are still a problem, though.  He will need armed guard to patrol the area 24/7, and he will need to protect himself from his own army.  Supplies will need to be stockpiled before locking the front door: you can't just run to the supermarket when you run out of milk.  Of course you could get it delivered, but what's the point of delivery when you barricade yourself in when people start eating each other?  Are you sure that area is tectonically stable?  One can never know you know, a chain reaction from across the globe might generate a sinkhole in a place already weakened by all that digging.  An earthquake wouldn't be fun at all.  Perhaps you should start praying.