My brand new used piece of shit computer

Hi Natty!  How's it going, you beautiful creature?  How's business coming along?  I hope you are having an easy time stepping up.  After all, you are Mrs. Rock Star inshaAllah, not those other girls.  I had a busy day here myself.  Today is laundry day, plus I had some errands to run.  I had a Big Mac for lunch.  Just a Big Mac, and oh yeah an ice cream cone when I stopped at the supermarket to buy anchovies.  I don't like to eat too much before Mary Unknown7's set, because it bogs me down.  Mary had a tough time adapting to the new computer.  She was straining early trying to keep up, and by the end of the set she was sounding like Stevie Nicks.  Which was timely I guess, because the computer chose "Gold Dust Woman" for her to sing.  But I think she sounded more like a dragon than Stevie Nicks.  I don't think this computer is going to last very long, because the power supply is very small with unique leads, which make it irreplaceable, which makes the whole computer irreplaceable.  Built in obsolescence.  I'm going to have to start saving up for a replacement already.  Sigh.

Oh by the way, I made an error yesterday.  Mary Unknown7 will sing everyday inshaAllah from 11 pm PDT to 1 am PDT.