In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello my beloved darlings Julia and Erin. How are feeling today, my precious wives? I'm sure you are very busy right now. So please take good loving care of yourselves, eat adequately, and get lots of rest. Thank you for your love. I love you, I love. And I need you, I need you. Right now, I'm watching the Sharon Tate biography again. It's sad that there must be victims as well as predators. But what would you do? I know I have a limited amount of strength, plus I need the help of Allah. I can't save everyone. I only want to marry you. I guess I'm not much of a prophet. No, I'm not a prophet at all. I want to marry my Julia and Erin, take good care of them and help protect them, inshaAllah.
Kittens! Ya Allah, thank you for the kittens. I'm not a wealthy man, but I have a lot of kittens! I feel like a banker diving into a mountain of gold coins, and throwing gold into the air, except that it would be kittens. Oh, how cute and fluffy! But no, I don't even have a mountain of kittens, only five. No, don't start leaving stray kittens at my doorstep. I only want the ones Allah gave me, and to take good loving care of them.
