Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Letter to Erin 20150401

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

I mentioned once before, that it doesn't matter if a man is butt ugly.  As long as he has strength and power, then people don't really care what he looks like.  Yeah, it's a shallow society- you tell me!  I'm not pretty.  Not like you.  You're pretty.  My body is built like a chimpanzee, but it does have a little bit of strength left, and it also houses the music, for which I am grateful.  Alhamdulillah.  Ya Allah, thank You for the knowledge and the bounty You have given me. and please forgive me for my faults.  I figure that I will never become pretty while I am on this earth, no matter how much I mummify myself with plastic surgery.  So I will do the best I can with what Allah has given me, perchance I will be allowed into heaven.  If I am allowed into heaven, I'm going to ask God to make me pretty.  I want to look somewhat like Megan Fox or Milla Jovovich or Angelina Jolie, with a great looking rack and a big dick.  I don't want a donkey dick, just to have a body made for pleasure, since in heaven, strength and power are useless.  For fun and games with my wife. 

Erin, please make a donation to a worthwhile charity of a minimum of one US dollar.  I pray you are having a great time, and staying safe.  I love you, and I need you.

Qur'an 20150401

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

6.  Say, "I am but a man like you.  It is revealed to me by inspiration, that your God is One God, so stand true to God, and ask for God's forgiveness."  And woe to those who worship many gods.

7.  Those who practice not charity, and who even deny the hereafter.

8.  For those who believe and work deeds of righteousness is a reward that will never fail.

9.  Say, "Is it that you deny God Who created the earth in two days?  And do you join equals with God?  God is the Lord of the worlds."

Expounded 41:6-9
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I am but a man like you.  It is revealed to me by inspiration, that your God is One God, so stand true to God, and ask for God's forgiveness.

Is it that you deny God Who created the earth in two days?  And do you join equals with God?  God is the Lord of the worlds.