Letter to Erin 20150316

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Erin, you are such a sweetheart.  You are my beautiful sweetheart, and I love you so.  Please know that only God is perfect.  I'm just the one who loves you, I want you to be safe, and I want you to be happy and happy with me.  I know that you are best you, no one else can be you, and you are my girl, the girl I love.  People will keep trying to change you, so hang on to yourself.  You're already at the top of your game mashaAllah, so you don't have to do much of anything but be yourself.  The most beautiful girl in the world.  MY girl.  So just stay at home if you're not working, and relax.  I love you, and I need you.  By the way, have you met my clones?  If you need the real me, you know where to find me.

I just made the best batch of chili in my entire life!  The other day, my Mom gave me some trash beef which consisted mostly of fat and gristle, and told me to grill it.   She has some salty seasoning on it, I removed the gristle, then burned it to medium.  Not intentionally!  I was trying to man the grill, them Mom yelled at me to watch her make curry.  I love you, Mom!  I also burned my fish.  Anyway, I sliced up all that fatty beef and stuck it in the cooler.  So today I fried up some garlic, onions, a can of baked beans in tomato sauce, red hot pepper puree, then chopped up all that charcoal burned fatty beef (Warning!  Burned animal fat is a carsonigen!  But I'm not doing the nasty with anybody right now, so it's unlikely that I spawn mutant children) and slow cooked it as chili.  Oh my God!  SubhanAllah!  Alhamdulillah!  LailahailAllah!  Allahuakbar!  This chili is from heaven!  You must try some!