Thursday, August 24, 2023

The September issue

 
Hi Natty!  What are you looking at, Honey?  You looking at me?  I'm looking at you!   I hope all this business isn't making you too serious.  I'm not making any money, so I don't have the same emotional attachment to it as others.  I guess that's why I fuck around with it.  Honey, please keep safe and healthy.

Mary's outfit is:
Alli&Ali Designs Sonera Hair
Dellybeams Chocolate Turquoise Cluster Necklace
LEGENDAIRE DONATELLA GOWN
R.icielli - MELVA High Heels






I guess I will begin reviewing the Fall 2023 Ready-to-wear collections beginning September 1.  No, I don't have a September issue.  I received an email from Anna Wintour herself telling me to subscribe to Vogue.  Spam?  Maybe.  I replied that I would love a subscription to Vogue, but I can't afford it.  But she could send me a free subscription if she wanted.  I'm sure Vogue already has my mailing address.  Otherwise they wouldn't be worthy of being regarded as modern mass media.

Here are the contestants for the Fall 2023 Ready-to-wear collection competition.  If you're not listed here, then bitch about it to Anna.  I count 202 designers.

A
A.P.C.
A.W.A.K.E. MODE
Acne Studios
AG
AGL
Akris
Alessandra Rich
Alexander McQueen
Alexandre Vauthier
Alexis Mabille
Alyx
Andreadamo
Andreas Kronthaler for Vivienne Westwood
Andrew Gn
Ann Demeulemeester
Anna October
Anonlychild
Anrealage
Anteprima
Armarium
Arthur Arbesser
Ashish
Aspesi
Atlein
ATXV
Autumn Adeigbo
Avavav
AZ Factory
B
Balenciaga
Bally
Balmain
Barbara Tfank
Bevza
Blumarine
Bottega Veneta
Bronx and Banco
C
Calvin Luo
Caroline Hu
Cecilie Bahnsen
CFCL
Chanel
Chloé
Christian Dior
Comme des Garçons
Cong Tri
Coperni
Cormio
Courrèges
Cult Gaia
D
Daniel W. Fletcher
Danielle Frankel
Diane von Furstenberg
Dolce & Gabbana
Dries Van Noten
Dundas
Duran Lantink
E
Elie Saab
Emporio Armani
ERL
Ermanno Scervino
Ester Manas
European Culture
F
Fashion Institute of Technology
Fear of God
Ferragamo
Ferrari
For Restless Sleepers
G
Gauchere
GCDS
Genny
Giambattista Valli
Giorgio Armani
Givenchy
GmbH
Gucci
H
H&M Studio
Heliot Emil
Hermès
Hodakova
Hope For Flowers
HUI
I
Institut Français de la Mode
Iro
Isabel Marant
Issey Miyake
J
Jacquemus
Jenny Packham
Jil Sander
Johanna Ortiz
Jonathan Cohen
Junya Watanabe
K
K Krizia
Kenneth Ize
Kiko Kostadinov
Kith
Kitx
Koché
Krizia
L
La DoubleJ
Lanvin
Loewe
Longchamp
Lorena Antoniazzi
Loro Piana
Louis Vuitton
Luisa Beccaria
Lutz Huelle
M
Maje
Mame Kurogouchi
Marc Jacobs
Margaret Howell
Marques’Almeida
Maryam Nassir Zadeh
Max Mara
Max Mara Atelier
Melitta Baumeister
Meryll Rogge
Mira Mikati
Missoni
Miu Miu
MM6 Maison Margiela
Monse
Moschino
Mossi
MSGM
N
Nanushka
Nehera
Niccolò Pasqualetti
Nili Lotan
Nina Ricci
Noir Kei Ninomiya
O
Off-White
Ottolinger
P
Palm Angels
Paolina Russo
Parsons BFA
Paul Smith
Paula Canovas Del Vas
Peter Do
Philipp Plein
Philosophy di Lorenzo Serafini
Polo Ralph Lauren
Ports 1961
Prada
Pratt Institute
Q
Quira
R
Rabanne
Rachel Comey
Ralph Lauren
Rave Review
Rejina Pyo
Renaissance Renaissance
Rev
Rick Owens
Rochas
Róisín Pierce
Rokh
Roland Mouret
Romance Was Born
RTA
Rue Agthonis
S
Sacai
Saint Laurent
Sara Battaglia
Schiaparelli
Self-Portrait
Shang Xia
Shuting Qiu
Sid Neigum
Simon Miller
Sportmax
Stella Jean
Stella McCartney
Sunnei
T
Temperley London
The Attico
The Elder Statesman
Thebe Magugu
Tod’s
Tokyo James
Tom Ford
Tommy Hilfiger
Tomo Koizumi
Trussardi
U
Uma Wang
Undercover
V
Valentino
Vaquera
Versace
Victoria Beckham
Vivetta
Vivienne Westwood
W
We11done
Willie Norris for Outlier
X
Xuly.Bët
Y
Y/Project
Yeohlee
Yohji Yamamoto
Z
Zimmermann
Zuhair Murad