The September issue

 

Hi Natty!  What are you looking at, Honey?  You looking at me?  I'm looking at you!   I hope all this business isn't making you too serious.  I'm not making any money, so I don't have the same emotional attachment to it as others.  I guess that's why I fuck around with it.  Honey, please keep safe and healthy.

Mary's outfit is:

Alli&Ali Designs Sonera Hair

Dellybeams Chocolate Turquoise Cluster Necklace

LEGENDAIRE DONATELLA GOWN

R.icielli - MELVA High Heels

I guess I will begin reviewing the Fall 2023 Ready-to-wear collections beginning September 1.  No, I don't have a September issue.  I received an email from Anna Wintour herself telling me to subscribe to Vogue.  Spam?  Maybe.  I replied that I would love a subscription to Vogue, but I can't afford it.  But she could send me a free subscription if she wanted.  I'm sure Vogue already has my mailing address.  Otherwise they wouldn't be worthy of being regarded as modern mass media.

Here are the contestants for the Fall 2023 Ready-to-wear collection competition.  If you're not listed here, then bitch about it to Anna.  I count 202 designers.

A

A.P.C.

A.W.A.K.E. MODE

Acne Studios

AG

AGL

Akris

Alessandra Rich

Alexander McQueen

Alexandre Vauthier

Alexis Mabille

Alyx

Andreadamo

Andreas Kronthaler for Vivienne Westwood

Andrew Gn

Ann Demeulemeester

Anna October

Anonlychild

Anrealage

Anteprima

Armarium

Arthur Arbesser

Ashish

Aspesi

Atlein

ATXV

Autumn Adeigbo

Avavav

AZ Factory

B

Balenciaga

Bally

Balmain

Barbara Tfank

Bevza

Blumarine

Bottega Veneta

Bronx and Banco

C

Calvin Luo

Caroline Hu

Cecilie Bahnsen

CFCL

Chanel

Chloé

Christian Dior

Comme des Garçons

Cong Tri

Coperni

Cormio

Courrèges

Cult Gaia

D

Daniel W. Fletcher

Danielle Frankel

Diane von Furstenberg

Dolce & Gabbana

Dries Van Noten

Dundas

Duran Lantink

E

Elie Saab

Emporio Armani

ERL

Ermanno Scervino

Ester Manas

European Culture

F

Fashion Institute of Technology

Fear of God

Ferragamo

Ferrari

For Restless Sleepers

G

Gauchere

GCDS

Genny

Giambattista Valli

Giorgio Armani

Givenchy

GmbH

Gucci

H

H&M Studio

Heliot Emil

Hermès

Hodakova

Hope For Flowers

HUI

I

Institut Français de la Mode

Iro

Isabel Marant

Issey Miyake

J

Jacquemus

Jenny Packham

Jil Sander

Johanna Ortiz

Jonathan Cohen

Junya Watanabe

K

K Krizia

Kenneth Ize

Kiko Kostadinov

Kith

Kitx

Koché

Krizia

L

La DoubleJ

Lanvin

Loewe

Longchamp

Lorena Antoniazzi

Loro Piana

Louis Vuitton

Luisa Beccaria

Lutz Huelle

M

Maje

Mame Kurogouchi

Marc Jacobs

Margaret Howell

Marques’Almeida

Maryam Nassir Zadeh

Max Mara

Max Mara Atelier

Melitta Baumeister

Meryll Rogge

Mira Mikati

Missoni

Miu Miu

MM6 Maison Margiela

Monse

Moschino

Mossi

MSGM

N

Nanushka

Nehera

Niccolò Pasqualetti

Nili Lotan

Nina Ricci

Noir Kei Ninomiya

O

Off-White

Ottolinger

P

Palm Angels

Paolina Russo

Parsons BFA

Paul Smith

Paula Canovas Del Vas

Peter Do

Philipp Plein

Philosophy di Lorenzo Serafini

Polo Ralph Lauren

Ports 1961

Prada

Pratt Institute

Q

Quira

R

Rabanne

Rachel Comey

Ralph Lauren

Rave Review

Rejina Pyo

Renaissance Renaissance

Rev

Rick Owens

Rochas

Róisín Pierce

Rokh

Roland Mouret

Romance Was Born

RTA

Rue Agthonis

S

Sacai

Saint Laurent

Sara Battaglia

Schiaparelli

Self-Portrait

Shang Xia

Shuting Qiu

Sid Neigum

Simon Miller

Sportmax

Stella Jean

Stella McCartney

Sunnei

T

Temperley London

The Attico

The Elder Statesman

Thebe Magugu

Tod’s

Tokyo James

Tom Ford

Tommy Hilfiger

Tomo Koizumi

Trussardi

U

Uma Wang

Undercover

V

Valentino

Vaquera

Versace

Victoria Beckham

Vivetta

Vivienne Westwood

W

We11done

Willie Norris for Outlier

X

Xuly.Bët

Y

Y/Project

Yeohlee

Yohji Yamamoto

Z

Zimmermann

Zuhair Murad