In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello, my beloved wives. How are you feeling, my darlings? I pray you are feeling healthy and happy. My kittens are 4 weeks old already, and they seem all right. Alhamdulillah. Soon they will be taking baby food, and I'll be taking mama cat to the vet for a contraceptive shot. They're still sleeping a lot, but when they are ready to play, they start jumping around in their box like a bunch of jumping spiders. They're so adorable. I was in a bad mood all Friday, but they cheered me right up. I'm still a little grumpy, mostly because I still don't have my wives with me, so please forgive me if I don't have much to say today. Please know that I love you, I love you. And I need you, I need you.