Letter to Julia 20110818

Hi there, you gorgeous rock and roll babe! Don't forget that evil and corruption is the normal way of life nowadays, so the real "rebels" are the sincerely righteous! Everyone else is a CONFORMIST, and therefore unfashionable. So many turn away, but Allah suffices me.

Yeah, this is a little house. I don't like big houses, Julia. I like a house where I have the strength to upkeep it with pleasure. The yard takes up a lot of my strength, and I haven't even started on the interior yet. This house is perfect for me and my kitty, but when Julia comes around, there will have to be vast improvements made. Yeah, I know I keep repeating myself on this matter, but I really don't want to live in a big house. I think I can handle the outside by myself, but before you even see the inside, I'm going to have to hire some help to renovate it, to totally rip it apart and repaint it, from the roof to the floor to the restroom/bathroom, add fixtures and cat-proof furniture, central air conditioning, update the kitchen and plumbing, then arrange a maid to keep it clean. And oh yeah, satellite TV for the sports fan, plus high speed internet for international business. The 2 bedrooms are small, but you can have a whole room for yourself for your wardrobe. A child means an extension to the house. No guest rooms! Your buddies are going to have to shack up at some posh hotel. I think they would prefer that, anyway. If I can't afford to update this house for Julia, then it might as well be just me and my kitty. I don't want to give Julia my poverty.

By the way, "best fashion" onstage here with me in Perlis is not the same as a catwalk in New York. The rule is to cover everything except your face and hands. I think you know that, so you might as well start planning. Please don't be resentful about the restriction: Islamic fashion for women is a very profitable business, especially considering the lack of creativity in that area. Check out Queen Amidala's formalwear in Star Wars I, II, and III. Hide your beauty, you princess you.

Qur'an 20110818

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

129. But if they turn away, say, "Allah suffices me. There is no God but God. On God is my trust, God the Lord of the Throne Supreme!"

The Repentance 9:129
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Allah suffices me. There is no God but God. On God is my trust, God the Lord of the Throne Supreme!