Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Letter to Erin 20150923

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hi Erin!  Hiya Sweetheart!  Mwah!  How are you today, my love?  Oh, supermodel politics.  I'll stay out of it, OK?  I just made a batch of chili.  I got tired of my chili not being hot enough, so I had a heaping handful of Thai peppers, and threw the whole lot in there without dicing it up or anything.  Yeah, good harvest today.  I'll be fasting, so I need chili because it's quick and easy and filling.  After you cook it the first time, that is.  And yeah, it was finally hot enough, but after I ate it, it wasn't hot enough.  We want that heat to linger!  But I don't think my garden can produce more peppers at a time like it did tonight.  I need to plant more, I suppose.  Hey Erin, I want you to know that YOU are MY girl, OK?  And that's my choice.  I love you, and I need you.