The collar

Urgh, people are gossiping!  And it's driven you to tears!  You hate it when people talk about you.  Even if they were saying something good about you, you hate it, you hate it, you HATE IT!  Don't worry Honey, everything is going to be just fine.  You're going to handle this with great aplomb.  After all, you were born into a showbiz family, you already have the mentality to tackle this issue.  The problem with gossip is mostly what people do to themselves.  Luka has some ear mites, and today I cleaned her ears several times.  Believe me, they are spotless.  But she's a nervous cat.  A few months ago, she was ripping her fur out because of one flea.  That's right, ONE flea.  So even if a slight wind tickles her ears, she beats them up.  Passionately.  It's a good thing she has the collar on.  So what's the moral of this story?  Give up your addiction to social media if you don't want to hear people talk about you.  Oh, but do you love social media?  You're addicted to it?  Sigh.  Natty, ignore them OK?

The other option is to not put any value in what they say.  Let their words bounce off you like water off a duck's feathers.  It's what I do.  Plus, you are the only social media I look at.  Can you do that?  I'm sure you can.  You are resilient.  You are MY girl, and I love you.  I will marry you inshaAllah.

By the way, Sundays are PINK!!!