Letter to Erin 20150605

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Now for the top story on Cat News: Floofy becomes an indoors cat for good!  I took her to the vet this morning for an anti fungal shot and for a contraceptive shot.  The anti fungal shot went OK, but there is currently a bureaucracy on the availability on cat contraceptives, so the only one I had available to me at the moment was an oral contraceptive which is effective for only 2 weeks.  Now I'm not skilled at making a cat swallow a pill: the pill usually winds up somewhere on the ground five feet away, while I get mauled with a frenzy of claws.  I had the option of returning to the vet after scheduling a contraceptive shot, but I'm kind of like a cat in that I hate going to the vet, and I had already gone this morning, so I don't want to go back there unless I absolutely have to.  So Floofy is staying indoors for good.  Good thing she's a well-behaved cat, and a sweetheart to boot.  Let's see what happens when she goes in heat.

I did manage to make hot sauce and fry up some chicken wings for myself last night.  I've come with a standard recipe hot sauce, which I duplicated after analyzing a bottled sauce.  Cheaper, tastier, fresher, spicier and more plentiful than buying!  The curious thing is that my indoor cats loved my chicken wings, while the boys outside didn't touch them (even though they begged for them).  I guess they have frogs and snakes to snack on.  The menu today wasn't that special.  Noodles for lunch, a spicy Thai variety.  Mangoes.  My pea and potato concoction rolled into a calzone, deep fried for dinner, with my home made hot sauce for dipping.  Quite tasty, but normal.  I want to buy a fish, but I'm too lazy to process it.  I'm still busy with my baby mangoes, but today I had to cut grass.  I have a nursery now, so my yard always has to look pro.

All this work makes me look like a workaholic, doesn't it?  But I'm not!  I'm a lazy butt!  I wanna snuggle with my Erin all day and make the love!  Erin, I love you and I need you.