Monday, February 20, 2012

Letter to Julia 20120221

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

YOOOOOLIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!

Hello again today, my beloved Julia! Are you working hard? I saw some of your Victoria's Secret buddies over at the opening of the Victoria's Secret store at the international airport. Well, actually, I saw them in an old newspaper clipping. Yeah, it is old news, but the Qur'an is more accurate and up-to-date than the newspaper, so I live my life of what God says, insyaAllah. Anyway, I think it's a great idea to put a store at the airport. I don't have to go into the city to buy my underwear! Well, I don't wear lingerie anymore. I don't pass anymore, so I don't bother with trying to look pretty. What's the point of wearing dainty underwear when you're built like a chimpanzee?

It must be tiring for your friends to have to fly all the way out here for a store opening. I'm glad that you didn't have to: please remember our goal, which is to SLOW DOWN. That's because you are my princess, and when we are married insyaAllah, we will be going everywhere together, so be prepared and bring your prayer apparel, so we can pray and run at the mosques. I find that even though I'm just a songbird in a cage, I have tons to do to maintain my cage! And when you are here with me insyaAllah, there will be tons to do together to maintain our cage.

Thus, I find myself busy everyday, doing mundane things, doing things for music and beauty, and doing things for Allah. I even have to schedule time to be lazy. I really need an Internet connection at home. It's not that I would babble everyday because I'm not the talkative type, and I would rather have you with me here. But it would be nice not to have to drive all the way to town to the Internet cafe. I'm sooooooo backed up with work to do on the Internet. Aaaaaagh!