Halal beef sausage

I need to remind you to please stay away from drugs and alcohol.  I know you are an adult and you can legally drink if you want, but please abstain from drugs and alcohol.  Life in the Public Eye is pressure enough, so please do not increase that pressure by intoxicating yourself.  Perhaps you are feeling doubt about a decision, so go ahead and make a decision about that decision then stick to it.  Getting plastered is not going to numb you, rather you will increase in doubt and you will feel worse.  I for one will not marry a drug addict or alcoholic.

No I'm not talking about you, Erin Darling.  How are you, my love?  I know you are hot property right now, but please take time for yourself to relax and enjoy your success, and the beautiful things you have earned.  You deserve it.  You are beautiful, and I love you.

I'm not talking about you either, Natty Honey.  Say, if you want to be on my TV station then have your bosses upload videos of you to YouTube under your name.  How my TV station works is, like I have no privacy right?  But even though I appear to be a lunatic, I don't do a lot of talking to myself.  So all the crowd hears most of the time is what's on my TV.  MashaAllah, it's a global patronage!

Since I have all that marinara sauce, then it's time to make my halal beef sausage.  The recipe is secret to the public, of course.  I'm sure you know that people kill each other in Chicago over sausage?  The snapshot below is missing a crucial ingredient.

Dinner was fried rice with broccoli and fish cake.  A huge helping.  Want some?