Friday, October 13, 2017

Tummies!

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today?  How's your appetite?  I suppose with how crazy it's become, you wouldn't have much of an appetite.  But you'll get over it.  The spiral is just a change of perception.  You have crossed the door to different reality.  Otherwise, life is all the same as it usually is.  Tummies will rumble.  I have imposed a "no snacks" martial law on my indoor cats.  Someone has been getting diarrhea, and if one cat gets diarrhea, then all the cats get punished.  No snacks!  My tummy has become sensitive in my old age.  I love spicy food, the spicier the better.  But all the spicy food I ate in my youth has made my stomach really sensitive.  Oh my God, how I crave suicide wings.  But no more of that until the next life, inshaAllah.

Natty, what have you been eating?  Have you been eating the local food?  You should guess that someone who eats very little as a habit and was raised on Thanksgiving turkey and pizza, would not be able to stomach local Bermuda food.  Whatever that is.  I've never been to Bermuda, but I'm thinking tortillas and salsa and beans and the like.  If you can't eat it Natty, don't eat it.  Eat at KFC and McDonald's.  Oh by the way, you do look like a German princess, I agree with that guy who mentioned it.  I don't think it's the force of your personality, but the talent of the production team of that photo shoot.  To me, you are a Thanksgiving turkey and pizza girl.  And I love you for it, of course.