Sunday, December 27, 2015

Letter to Erin 20151228

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

How's it going, you gorgeous Rock and Roll Babe?  Born to be wild?  Well, you're MY girl.  I love you, and I need you.

Right now. I'm watching "High Plains Drifter".  You know the movie, right?  It's where a ghost wreaks vengeance on a town afraid of strangers because they participated in a public murder.  Would you call such a group of people a "mob"?  Even though they seem to be average people?  By definition they are.  I would definitely consider this movie one of the best movies of all time, but there's one flaw: they have such beautiful teeth.  They could be supermodels' teeth.  They could be your teeth.  I don't have such teeth.  I have cowboy teeth.

I just had dinner while watching the movie.  It's chili, but with potatoes instead of beans, and flavored with brown gravy.  That brown gravy powder my Mom gave me sure is useful.  Tastes great.  Alhamdulillah.  I had the beans because I just went to the supermarket and bought some, but I wanted to try it with potatoes.  Would you still call that "chili", or would you call it "hash"?