Wednesday, May 2, 2018

Onto the fluffy butt sticketh the poop

Hi Honey!  How are you today?  How's business?  I'm sure you are making lots of money.  You are my beautiful love, and I love you with all my heart.  I'm doing OK here, rather busy right now.  I woke up at 4 am this morning, which is normal so close to Ramadan.  I did some extra worship, after that I fed the cats.  Floofy was dragging her butt on the floor, which means some poop got tangled up with the hairs around her butt.  Yes it usually happens, so I had to clean her butt up with toilet paper then mop the floor.  I guess when one is fat and fluffy, one can't hide what one earns and consumes anymore.  Especially if one is locked up in a house 24/7 and living a pampered and safe life.  All I can say to that is "alhamdulillah".  I tried to make Floofy model her butt for the world to see how fluffy it is, but she quickly got tired of it and I had to quit taking photos when she stuck a claw in my index finger.  You can see her face that she was getting irritated...
                                     

Oooh I haven't had dinner yet.  I think I'll cook up a late dinner, maybe eggs and fried onions with a tortilla.  I have some fresh tomatoes too.  Want some?

Hi Natty Honey!  How are you, you beautiful Sweetheart?  I hope you are enjoying life as a Rock and Roll royalty.  Today the computer wants you to watch "Grease" from 1978.  I was 13 when I first saw this movie.  I thought that this movie was what America is all about.  Now that I'm grown up, I see it as 30 somethings going back to high school. I remember waiting to buy tickets at the local theater. There was no line, but a big crowd, so there was a lot of pushing and shoving to get tickets and get inside.  I broke my glasses!  But that didn't stop me from watching the movie, and being in awe about the American way of life.  Leather jackets!  Free sex!  Singing and dancing in high school!