Friday, February 5, 2016

Letter to Erin 20160206

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello there, hi there!  How's it going today?  Are you feeling absolutely great!  Oh, it's just another average day for me.  An average day in the average life of an average person.  I'm so average!  La de da de da de da... Whoop de doo!  Yahoo!  I love you!  And I need you.

Oh, don't be so serious.  Today is pizza day!  I've been eating pizza all day.  Breakfast, lunch and dinner.  Allah granted me some knowledge, for which I am grateful.  I love sausage and basil pizza.  Making pizza at home becomes much simpler folks, if you focus on the bread first.  Make sure the crust is ready to eat before you put toppings on it.  It's like making a pre-made crust at home to make pizza at home.  In my case, my oven is very small so it's pointless to cook bread in there.  I deep fry the crust, then I bake the toppings.  The cheese goes on last, and only to melt.  Then it's done!  Sounds simple, huh?  Want some pizza?  Well, make sure you say, "In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful" before you take the first bite or sip of whatever it is you are eating or drinking.