Letter to Erin 20160118

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Suppose you are to be married to some cash cow, then that would enhance your own work and earning power that some people would love you so much more.  Your popularity and earning power would be at its peak right before you marry, after all you work in the Public Eye.  So logically, they would want to delay the marriage as long as possible because they would be reluctant to let you go, even though they be aware of the paradox that the marriage is what makes the money.  Eventually they will have to let you go, but not with goodwill.  But how do you feel about it, Princess?  I love you and I need you.

For some reason, all my kittens are terrified of their mother.  When Floofy spent a lot of her time outside, she would love to harass her boys.  She would sneak up and pounce on them, and they would never fight back.  They would just run like hell.  Now she's an indoors cat, she enjoys wrestling with her daughters and pinning them down.  You should see the expression on the girls' faces when they are about to be wrestled down.  Last night, I saw little ------- took shelter under a plank leaning on the wall from her mother who was in a rasslin' mood.  Floofy sat next to her with a bored look on her face, then stuck a claw into -------'s, ahem... pussy.  Yow!