Letter to Julia 20140710

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hey Julia darling, isn't it supposed to be football season?  Sorry I'm missing the action, but I'm not much of a sports fan.  I only like ladies figure skating.  But I'm on Julia's side!  So is Erin!  Right, Erin darling?  Go team!  WOO HOO!!!  Who's winning?  Isn't supposed to be Brazil versus Germany?  It almost sounds like Victoria's Secret politics.  One can get confused though, with names like Bundchen and Zimmermann.  I'm on Julia's side!  So is Erin!  Right, Erin darling?  Go team!  WOO HOO!!!

I got tired of playing the mayonnaise game with people, so I started making my own.  Mayo is just equal parts egg whites and grease, plus salt.  Separating the egg whites is the tedious part.  Who knows which way the shell will crack, which influences the ease of juggling the yolk.  The grease of choice in Malaysia is palm oil.  My mayo came out fluffy and light, so it makes me think that the others use more grease than egg whites.  So my ranch dressing turned out awesome, but now I'm out of mayo.  Would you like a salad, Julia and Erin dearest?  How about a pizza?  I love you, I love you.  And I need you, I need you.