Saturday, December 18, 2021

The fashion magazine

 

Hi Natty!  Do you like me better today?  I sure hope so.  I love you, and I will marry you inshaAllah.  I pray that you are having a marvelous time over there, and you are safe and healthy.

I hope you aren't upset with me for not busting my ass and struggling to stay afloat in the fashion business like all other fashion interns.  Yeah, I am too lazy to do so but more than that, but it could be that I am something much more terrifying than a fashion intern.  MashaAllah, I am a fashion magazine.  A very subjective and opinionated fashion magazine.  I set the trends, I dictate what girls wear, and I state what's good to eat.  What's art is art to me, what's music is what I listen to, and the good movies are the ones I watch.  A very subjective and opinionated fashion magazine.  If you didn't advertise with me, then you're not in style.  If you didn't advertise with me, then I don't really care.  I remain a very subjective and opinionated fashion magazine.  I only endorse one model: my wife.  So if you wanted to do fashion business the traditional way, then deal with my wife.  If you wanted to deal with me, then you must struggle to stay afloat.