Word of mouth is something else, huh!
Pia, I need to remove your suitors so you must accept this proposal for marriage to me. I must give you a dowry. What I have to offer is Mary's stream. Meaning that you set up a stream of your own, then restream Mary's singing. You cannot speak during the restream, only Mary is to be heard. But you can type. Since you can't accompany her musically, you must ask donations for the dowry. You will find people to be generous in this matter, inshaAllah. Plus you can chat with them. This dowry is your ongoing income until we marry.
When you accept this money, you have committed to marriage to me. You cannot change this story, only I can. So be faithful and take no paramours. I'll get you a ring eventually, or you can ask the crowd for the ring if you want it faster. I have to build a house for you. When the house is ready, you will come here and be my Muslim housewife.
If you don't accept this dowry and proposal for marriage, well we all know what that means. Right, ladies? No decision means no!
Pia! She's nervous about becoming Mrs. Rock Star.
