Tuesday, September 29, 2026

I like pretty blondes

 
Yeah, I know who Sydney Sweeney is.  She's a beautiful Hollywood movie star.  Which probably means that she expresses her wealth by going to wild parties and drinking blood, and dines all-you-can-eat at the hot dog buffet.

I regret to predict that people will be forced into cannibalism in America.  It happens when you let the Mob take over the government.  Of course, the wealthy don't care about the suffering of the poor.  Right, Syd?  But if you wanted to get out of the cannibalism and pornography of the Hollywood routine, Allah can definitely help you without your losing wealth inshaAllah.  You need to take a leap of faith.  I need to get married.

I like pretty blondes, folks.

Monday, September 28, 2026

Sunday, September 27, 2026

Saturday, September 26, 2026

Be a Muslim housewife

 
Because you will be a celebrity housewife.  I will do the cooking.



"She wants to play the fretless bass!"

Friday, September 25, 2026

Thursday, September 24, 2026

Pay for the occasion

 



I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

189.  They ask you about the new moons.  Say, "These are signs to mark fixed periods of time for mankind and for the pilgrimage."  It is not righteousness that you enter houses from the back but righteousness is the fear of Allah.  So enter houses through their proper doors, and fear Allah that you may be successful.

The Heifer 1:189

Wednesday, September 23, 2026

Ladies and gentlemen

 


Tupperware party!

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

91.  And when it is said to them "Believe in what Allah has sent down", they say "We believe in what was sent down to us." And they disbelieve in that which came after it, while it is the truth confirming what is with them.  Say, "Why then have you killed the Prophets of Allah aforetime, if you indeed are believers?"

The Heifer 1:91

140.  Or say you that Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob and sons were Jews and Christians?  Say, "Do you know better or does Allah?" And who is more unjust than he who conceals the testimony he has from Allah?  And Allah is not unaware of what you do."

The Heifer 1:140