Be kind to animals

 

What, no cats?  How dare you!

Mama cat Lookie has cancer.  There's a growth the size of a golf ball mutating her 4th nipple.  She's 14 years old now.  But she hasn't slowed down despite her age.  Her energy and appetite hasn't changed.  I only have 15 bucks, so I can't afford a vet let alone a surgeon.  The lump wasn't always that big.  But I was stupid enough to think that she's mature enough not to make it worse.  Eventually she made a big stinky mess, and I had to clean it up.  Now she has to wear the Collar of Shame indefinitely until Allah grants me the money to pay for a surgeon.  InshaAllah.

The Legacy

 

Aw, he wants to be remembered.  But vandals have an easier job now.  Instead of destroying the whole word, they can just remove the "T".  And that will be the legacy.

Computers in the hands of the mad

or artistic?

Coffee!

 

Rock Star girlfriend

 

I guess you're the Rock Star.

Don't get plastic surgery

 

Yuck.  Stay the fuck away from me.

Expectations

 

Looks like most of your fans are men, Grace.  What would you expect?

I'm trying to analyze this.  Most of the men who are your fans used to follow you for your blues.  Now you've dumped the blues, they don't care and just follow you for who you are.  I would say that the average Grace Bowers fan is the average white trash male.  You're a tomboy, so I guess you bring out the gay man in them but since you're female, it means they're not gay.  Please stay chaste!

Me, I would rather you dress like a girl.  I chose you because you are modest, even though those kinky shorts are not modest.  Just be who you are, for now.  I'm kind of a slob myself, but that's because I don't have the money for maintaining my own clothes.

Private party in Dubai!

Political organization

 

Oh, you got to open for Guns & Roses?  Well, Public Enemy did, but you were there.  Did you meet Axl Rose?  Lol!  No, I don't want to meet him, but you go right ahead.

You know something?  A stadium concert doesn't look good if there are a lot of empty seats.  Even though there might be 40,000 people there.  But they just couldn't get a smaller venue...  Politics, huh.

Dubai!  That's apple juice, folks.  The girls aren't allowed to drink alcohol or do drugs.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

78.  Wheresoever you may be, death will overtake you even if you are in fortresses built up strong and high! And if some good reaches them, they say, "This is from Allah," but if evil befalls them, they say, "This is from you." Say, "All things are from Allah," so what is wrong with these people that they fail to understand any word?

The Women 4:78