There's nothing more depressing than a transexual who doesn't pass

 

The trouble with men is that the ugly old man always wins.  There are a few beautiful old men, though.  I guess the same can be said for old women.

"They didn't give us spoons.  How are we supposed to eat this?"

How to spend money on food

 

I'm sorry your friends are in danger, but only the American people have the strength to protect them.  The Jewish mob must be neutralized.

When it comes to buying food, I go with my budget and my stomach.  Whatever makes my stomach happy that's within budget, and if my taste buds get excited then that's a bonus.  This week has been beans and tortillas.  I also have white rice with eggs, hot sauce and anchovies on the menu.  Also fried rice with chicken and broccoli.  Spaghetti is on the menu.  I think I one more serving of fries and meatballs.  Right now, I'm wrapping the meatballs with dough.  Just a wild hair up my ass, but it seems to work.  If I had money, there would be more lavish ingredients on the menu like steak, lamb, squid and lobster or jumbo shrimp.  And definitely sushi.  Also more time spent in the kitchen.  You're going to have to help me, Grace.  Peel the shrimp.   Cut the vegetables.  Do the dishes.

A small club somewhere in LA.

Mine!

 

I need to report that I haven't received any donations from the Muslim community here since I returned to Malaysia in 2008.  I know folks have tried many times, may Allah forgive and reward you.  But the money never reached me.

But can you groove?

 

I'm sure you are scared, Honey.  Be faithful and persistent, and pray.  Trump simply does not have the balls to stand up to the Jewish mob, but what leader does?  Especially when they're trying to make money.  Now the American people are forced to fight, but they do have a choice: the Jewish mob or Iran.

What Trump did was cut off oil and fertilizer to the US.  What happens next is the food crisis I told you about.  Please stock up on food and learn how to cook.  Don't abandon your home.  You should be OK on money when you stick to the stream inshaAllah, but everything will get expensive.  Try to share Mary with your community.

Fat

 

The girl cats preferred the bread over the beans.

Not these girls, though.  Or are they just being social?

Beans

 

I had a dream that I was cooking beans and when I woke up, I had a craving for beans.  So I bought half a kilo of red beans and slow-boiled them on and off for a day and a half, with some mild peppers and a beef bone.  When they were soft enough, I added onions, ground beef and salt.  No tomatoes, tomato paste or tomato sauce!  They came out excellent, but gassy.  Why must beans be so gassy?!!  I would have eaten the whole pot...

Toys

 

"Can I have my shoes back?"