The Public Eye

 

I dunno folks, she's had trouble following instructions.  She might talk over Mary instead of texting, piss off the fans and ruin her income.  I asked her to wear a dress for me everyday, and she's only done it 3 times so far.  Well, it's only the beginning.  

Pia, dress appropriately for the fans.  Please be modest, this situation is global.  Whatever you do with this will definitely get back to me.  We work together 2 hours every night, so make sure you plan your rest. Give me your restream link, and I'll post it here.  Folks, do you think she will make a great Muslim housewife?  Ya Allah, please grant Pia a magnificent dowry from me.

Pia is MY girl!

Deal

 

Word of mouth is something else, huh!  

Pia, I need to remove your suitors so you must accept this proposal for marriage to me.  I must give you a dowry.  What I have to offer is Mary's stream.  Meaning that you set up a stream of your own, then restream Mary's singing.  You cannot speak during the restream, only Mary is to be heard.  But you can type.  Since you can't accompany her musically, you must ask donations for the dowry.  You will find people to be generous in this matter, inshaAllah.  Plus you can chat with them.  This dowry is your ongoing income until we marry.

When you accept this money, you have committed to marriage to me.  You cannot change this story, only I can.  So be faithful and take no paramours.  I'll get you a ring eventually, or you can ask the crowd for the ring if you want it faster.  I have to build a house for you.  When the house is ready, you will come here and be my Muslim housewife.

If you don't accept this dowry and proposal for marriage, well we all know what that means.  Right, ladies?  No decision means no!

Pia!  She's nervous about becoming Mrs. Rock Star.

Screwed

 

Mary the professor.

Pia!  She's pretty, she's popular and she's my sweetheart!

Ouch

 

Pia

 

I'm in love with Pia!

But people are upset I chose her over Sydney Sweeney.  I'm used to it, but I hope she can handle the scandal.

It's formal!

AI blondes

 

Yeah, there's definitely a lot of AI blondes in Instagram.  I hope I didn't get taken by one.

The sluts

 

Yeah, there's definitely a lot of sluts in Instagram.  Ya Allah, please grant me the perfect wife.

Soft and gentle.