How do you train for fear?

 

Are you scared?  I'm scared too.  I put my fear in Allah.  I'm not angry, though.  I should be.  I don't have money, and it's bloody hot.

Helmut has become terrified of his father.  His wound is healing, but he stays in hiding most of the time now.  He knows it's feeding time so he comes out, then he realizes he has to share the plate with his father and goes back into hiding.  And when his dad yowls it's like a lion's roar, and he scampers to under the counter.  How do I get him to not be scared?  Train him to confront his father?  Then they'll be fighting all the time!  Helmut is a beta male, that's his lot in life.  It's a no win situation for him, which makes it a no win situation for me.  I will just have to give him extra perks and privileges because he's a poor bullied boy.

Mary helping out the Gurgles for one show.

Showbiz

 

Fretless

 

Fretless is so pretty!  Hey Grace, lately Twitch has been acting funny right at the 2 hour mark of Mary's set.  Don't hang up, OK!  I will reconnect right as they cut us off, now that I know they're doing it on purpose.

High fashion hippies!

Hot sauce

 

What are the US gas prices now?  If gas prices are still high, then that means the Strait of Hormuz is still closed and the US lost the war.  Didn't someone say the gas prices were going down?  That must have been fake news.  Get those gas prices down now, and keep them down!

In not fake news, Helmut got punched in the face by his father.  I didn't notice the wound until he stopped eating, then I saw it on the black patch of fur.  I drained and disinfected it- there was so much pus!  I had to put the Collar of Shame on him, but it won't fit his fat head.  He is feeling better now though, so alhamdulillah.  I suppose fathers in the USA are punching their fat boys for not joining the military service.  "Let the army pay for him!" says Dad.  At least he didn't dodge the draft 5 times.  Only a traitor would do that.  Well since the USA is winning, you don't need a draft.  Especially since you're sending ICE there first.

It's time for me to make more hot sauce.  This time I started from scratch, using the big mild peppers.  I boiled up to dried peppers then blended them, one batch plain and the other with garlic and starch.  My stomach seems to cope with these peppers, so I will be using them permanently from now.  They taste better than the pre-blended stuff I used to buy.  Oh God, I miss spicy food.  I guess I'm not young and reckless anymore.  I'm old and reckless.

The transexual's transexual

 

Perception

 

There is a certain uniform you must wear in order to be sexy and glamorous.  If you don't want to be perceived as sexy and glamorous then you won't be seen as sexy and glamorous.  I chose you because you are modest.

The White House is fake news, but actions speak louder than words.  That's how folks can tell what the truth is.  If the US were winning the war, then they wouldn't need more time and soldiers.  Iran knows how to fight, that's why the Jewish mob (even though they consider themselves the Master Race) blackmailed Trump into getting the US involved with the war.  The chance of survival would be better if your friends dodged the draft and ran away.  Submitting to the draft would be honorable if the Commander-in-Chief were an honorable man, but he is not an honorable man.

There's nothing more depressing than a transexual who doesn't pass

 

The trouble with men is that the ugly old man always wins.  There are a few beautiful old men, though.  I guess the same can be said for old women.

"They didn't give us spoons.  How are we supposed to eat this?"