Screwed

 

Mary the professor.

Pia!  She's pretty, she's popular and she's my sweetheart!

Ouch

 

Pia

 

I'm in love with Pia!

But people are upset I chose her over Sydney Sweeney.  I'm used to it, but I hope she can handle the scandal.

It's formal!

AI blondes

 

Yeah, there's definitely a lot of AI blondes in Instagram.  I hope I didn't get taken by one.

The sluts

 

Yeah, there's definitely a lot of sluts in Instagram.  Ya Allah, please grant me the perfect wife.

Soft and gentle.

The perfect wife

 

1.  Beautiful blonde woman with beautiful skin and no tattoos.

2.  Chaste and faithful.

3.  Clean: smoke, drug and alcohol free.

4.  Non-gambler.

5.  Must be able to stand ground here with me and be my housewife.

I guess everything else is negotiable.

Double fried

 

I seem to have a lot of potatoes right now, so last night I made the ultimate girlie food: fries.  Now fries isn't as simple as peeling and cutting up potatoes then dumping them into hot grease.  Fries have to be crunchy outside, mash potato inside.  I usually get that effect when I cook the potatoes with my ramen broth, let it cool then coat the fries with cornstarch before putting them in the grease.  Last night I tried double frying them.  Boy that's tedious, especially when I'm craving fries.  It had a fair effect.  It needed the cornstarch, but I don't have any.

Italian restaurant gig.