Fish

 

Well, I guess it's better and more social than scrolling through Instagram.

Delicious maybe

 

It looks like Gucci has their own high class restaurant, just like Dior.  There has to be more of these high fashion brand restaurants out there.  The garment industry isn't as profitable as it used to be.  And you can see the reason in the patrons of the eatery: they dress so boring!

Oh, what about the food?

By the way Anna Wintour, if you wanted to talk to me then just email me.  Don't be a bot.

Venice, Italy!

Delicious

 

There are Palestinians selling shawarma here, but I can't afford it.  The portions are meager, too.  Maybe one day I'll make my own meat wheel.  What I miss is gyro meat.  When I worked at the pizza joint, the boss put gyro meat as a topping.  So I was able to score a whole wheel of gyro meat at a discount.  Delicious, but the grease residue is unreusable and unpalatable.

Ah, we have found Gwen's greatest fear: the girl with the nerves of a battleship is scared of raw herring!

Delicious

 

This is candy coated baby crabs.  Japanese, of course.  If you find this anywhere, you should try it.  Intense crab flavor!  I tried making some myself, but no one here sells baby crabs and my teeth can't crunch the adults.  Ah, I found some!  Online.  Dammit, I can't afford 5 lousy bucks.

I know you don't like greasy foods.  Most local foods here are fried in palm oil.  The next options are boiled steamed or grilled.  Ovens are inconvenient, but available.  It's the climate.

Boom

 

Getting a pizza in Chicago.  It's freezing cold, but we're smokin' hot!

Black

 

Blacker than thou.

Hello Chicago!

Black Eagle.

Look young

 

Unfortunately, some of the styles here are topping 50 years old.  Which makes the person following it just another old fart.

Mary sure looks young in her skateboarding outfit.  She's actually 15 years older than Gwen!