Halal

 

99 US dollars per plate, folks.

But I wish I could have it once.

Dogue magazine

 

Hey Grace, get George, Lenny and Lucy in here.

Lagerfeld didn't have a dog.  You cat haters better have a magazine about cats!  "Catue"?  How about "Le Chat Blanc"?

Folks, I've finished the instrumental tracks for Shadowplay's next album, "Greatest Hits".  I wanted it to sound live, as if the band were in the same bedroom as you, especially when you turn it up loud.  For example, during the guitar solos there is only the guitar solo and no backup guitar.   And everything is dry, dry, dry.  It makes your ears pop!

When Mary gets her voice back inshaAllah, we'll start putting down the vocals.  When the album is done, I'll release it here on this blog.  Shadowplay is free music, so you can download, copy and distribute it as you please.

Be kind to animals

 

What, no cats?  How dare you!

Mama cat Lookie has cancer.  There's a growth the size of a golf ball mutating her 4th nipple.  She's 14 years old now.  But she hasn't slowed down despite her age.  Her energy and appetite hasn't changed.  I only have 15 bucks, so I can't afford a vet let alone a surgeon.  The lump wasn't always that big.  But I was stupid enough to think that she's mature enough not to make it worse.  Eventually she made a big stinky mess, and I had to clean it up.  Now she has to wear the Collar of Shame indefinitely until Allah grants me the money to pay for a surgeon.  InshaAllah.

The Legacy

 

Aw, he wants to be remembered.  But vandals have an easier job now.  Instead of destroying the whole word, they can just remove the "T".  And that will be the legacy.

Computers in the hands of the mad

or artistic?

Coffee!

 

Rock Star girlfriend

 

I guess you're the Rock Star.

Don't get plastic surgery

 

Yuck.  Stay the fuck away from me.