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Pia!

Busy

 

Folks, I just had Mary put down the vocals for the last song on Shadowplay's next album, "Greatest Hits".  The song is called "My Wife", which is about a lonely man and his imaginary wife.  When the album is finished, I will post it here inshaAllah.  It's free of course to download, copy and distribute.  As for the production, I wanted to make it sound as if the band were set up in your bedroom with the cheapest equipment and playing live only for you.  Everything is dry, dry, dry!  The louder you turn it up, the more real it becomes.  So I hope you have a great sound system.

I like this video, Pia.  I think you're funny.  That video why God won't let you into heaven, that's funny.  As for the shaved pussy joke, I will show you what I can do with a couple of days stubble...

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

66.  Say, "I have been forbidden to worship those whom you worship besides Allah, since there have come to me evidence from my Lord, and I am commanded to submit to the Lord of the worlds."

Forgiver 40:66

Moments

 

Ah, but we don't go to the movies anymore.  Ah, but life is like a movie...

Sprouting like mushrooms

 

You should see my "for you" feed on Instagram...  At first, it was some useful information.  Then it turned into misinformation.  Then it turned into a flood of beautiful blonde women.  Then it turned into a flood of sluts.  Then it turned into information and misinformation.  Then it turned into a flood of lesbians.  Now it's a flood of sluts and transexual sluts.  I don't dare scroll my feed anymore, because I know Pia is watching.  Even though the sluts learned from her to tap my feed.

If it tastes like fish

 

I can't follow your Telegram because I don't have any money!  Did you think I was lying?

"Sure, we'll sign autographs on behalf of Her Majesty!"

Pia is hot!  It's a hot day here today.  I had to use a parasol for my walk to the mosque.

Burger

 

I'm sorry I can't join your group.  I don't have any money.

Play the game, Pia!

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

25.  And if you ask them, "Who has created the heavens and the earth?" they will certainly say "Allah." Say, "All the praises and thanks be to Allah!" But most of them know not.

Luqman 31:25

Fashion

 

The music is so haunting...

I don't see anything wrong with your personal style, Pia.  I'm certainly not displeased with it, even though though it doesn't conform to the dress code for a Muslim woman in a Muslim country.  But you're not a Muslim woman in a Muslim country.  That can wait until later.  But for now, stick to your personal style.  Don't go chasing after fashion houses and agencies.  If they want you to wear their rags then let them put in the work, not you.  You're the Rock Star's wife.  What's most important for you right now fashion-wise, is to play golf everyday and up your game.

I repeat, play golf everyday and up your game.  Disobey this instruction, and you will downgrade from trend setter to trend follower.

Pia is high above the rest.