I don't like tattoos on my wife

 

India

 

Be a Muslim housewife

 

Because you will be a celebrity housewife.  I will do the cooking.

"She wants to play the fretless bass!"

No more waiting

 

Pay for the occasion

 

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

189.  They ask you about the new moons.  Say, "These are signs to mark fixed periods of time for mankind and for the pilgrimage."  It is not righteousness that you enter houses from the back but righteousness is the fear of Allah.  So enter houses through their proper doors, and fear Allah that you may be successful.

The Heifer 1:189

Ladies and gentlemen

 

Tupperware party!

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

91.  And when it is said to them "Believe in what Allah has sent down", they say "We believe in what was sent down to us." And they disbelieve in that which came after it, while it is the truth confirming what is with them.  Say, "Why then have you killed the Prophets of Allah aforetime, if you indeed are believers?"

The Heifer 1:91

140.  Or say you that Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob and sons were Jews and Christians?  Say, "Do you know better or does Allah?" And who is more unjust than he who conceals the testimony he has from Allah?  And Allah is not unaware of what you do."

The Heifer 1:140

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