Monday, March 2, 2026

Men

 
Abortion.

A private party at a French mansion.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

1.  They ask you about the spoils of war.  Say, "The spoils are for Allah and the Messenger".  So fear Allah and adjust all matters of difference among you, and obey Allah and God's Messenger, if you are believers.

The Spoils of War 8:1

Sunday, March 1, 2026

Boys

 

"Have you been taking vitamins, Gwen?"

Saturday, February 28, 2026

Happy birthday to me

 
February 28.  I share the same birthday as Bugsy Siegel, exactly 60 years apart.  This is a big deal in astrology and Chinese astrology, if you believed in that crap.  It means that Bugsy Siegel and I are the exact same person.  The biggest difference between Bugsy and me is that he died 19 years younger than me.  But I guess to the astrologers, I have the same soul as a boss of the Jewish mob (now known as Israel) who was betrayed and murdered by his own people.  Over money.

I put my faith in Allah.  I do not join any partners in worship with Allah.

Oh look, they put Mary's face on screen!

Friday, February 27, 2026

How does it feel to be a rock star?

 
Honey, I have the dreadful feeling that you're going to dress poorly for the Paris Fashion Week.  Probably because you want to rebel against the beauty standard, you look at the crowd and you see they all dress like slobs, or you feel uncomfortable about it.  The solution is to kick ass at their own fashion game!  You're not not the crowd Grace, you're the rock star.  You may want to try to be colorful or perhaps flamboyant.  The bottom line is that it has to be nice to look at.  You can get all the material you need from thrift stores in Nashville.  Experiment, and be loud!  It's not the streets of Hollywood, it's Paris Fashion Week!  Dress like a rock star, Grace!

Sure, Wolfgang is a rock star because his daddy is.  But what would the show below be if he sang lead instead of David Lee Roth?

"I'm never wearing this dress again."
"How about you you wear it with an oversize pink fur coat?"

Thursday, February 26, 2026

Hollywood

 
Don't dress like slobs during Fashion Week!  The whole band.  Be creative and nice to look at.  Creativity doesn't need much money.  You represent the USA, so don't be like Trump.


Awkwardly intimate.

Wednesday, February 25, 2026

Tour!

 
Ugh, I ate some grapes last night and they were poison!  It totally ruined my dinner.  I can't eat fresh grapes, I keep forgetting!  Never again, inshaAllah.  If I had been traveling, I would have been miserable and made the people around me miserable.  A serious word of advice to you: eat only boring and predictable food when you travel.  Don't take risks with your stomach when on tour, Grace.


"No, I wouldn't wear this in a blizzard."

Tuesday, February 24, 2026

Music and fashion

 
Hm, the Paris Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2026-2027 calendar is out, you should study it.  It begins March 2 until March 10, while you will be there March 3 until March 10.  Why did they make you miss the first day?  Why do you have to be there the entire week if you are only invited to one show?

To me, the event is a tourist attraction.  You are there to spend money.  While it may not seem like a blessing, music does go with fashion.  They can't live without each other.  So spend the money and play music while you are there.  Enjoy yourself.  Bring your band along and play on the streets.  Play outside the fashion shows.  There will most likely be other bands there on the streets.  You might make new friends (or not).  And who knows, you might get good at fashion.  Beware of the parties, though.

The video below is 2 years old, but it is a nice and short explanation of the Fashion Week event.


Mary warming up the lodge!