Take the high road

 

Walk the path of honor and righteousness, Honey. 

Let's talk about dead air.  What we're doing with you is international business, and it's never been done before.  Mary is essentially an Acapella act despite singing along with the monitor, so there are millions of followers out there who don't care about the dead air.  They will wait for her to speak again, no matter how long it takes.

When you tap into her stream then restream, it makes you her accompanist.  It is then your job to fill in the blank spaces, it is your job to have Mary's back, because it's become your stream.  People are watching you react to Mary's emotions, and that's where the money is.  After all, there are many other accompanists who jam along with Mary.  The difference is that I endorse you as my wife.  The other option is to play over Mary.  It could bother some people, but it will work because she's there.  You still have to fill the blank spaces, though.

The dead air could be many things.  Mary needs to breathe, or rest, perhaps there is an instrumental section, and so on.  A couple of times, I was so spaced out that I didn't see the buttons in the Twitch app go from red to blue.  Otherwise, Twitch is supposed to be reliable.  What's left is the Internet itself, which behaves differently at different times over on your side or mine.  It could be saboteurs, but most likely we are at the mercy of God.  So go with the flow, and pray for stability.

P.S. please don't smoke 

The Possum Queen of Tennessee

 

I nominate Grace Bowers for Possum Queen of Tennessee!  Make sure you claim your weight in possums, Grace.  You and Granny have similar personalities.  You're definitely the same size.  But Granny is fearless, and she knows how to cook.  Possum.

The expensive dress goes well with the possum, don't you agree?  You can tell Mary had a tough time singing.  Good thing it's just a photo shoot.

Better than smoke

 

Mary doesn't smoke or drink, folks.  There's a frog in her chest that won't move out.

Here's the latest single from Grace Bowers.  Isn't she beautiful!  She sounds so major label.  Don't sign, Grace!

The red carpet at the Audrey Hepburn tribute.

Bass

 

Where does all that bass come from?  Too bad her English is poor, but that can change with practice.

Moon River!

What an amazing job the stylist did.  She totally looks like Audrey!

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

11.  And when they see some merchandise or some entertainment they disperse headlong to it, and leave you standing.  Say, "That which Allah has is better than any amusement or merchandise!  And Allah is the Best of Providers."

Friday 62:11

Normalize

 

Look, they're trying to normalize cannibalism by repackaging it as a prank.

But what really caught my eye is that one of the tasters looks like Laufey.  Another major label task, perhaps.  So what does that sausage taste like?

Latin jazz

 

Oh Honey, I forgot to tell you.  I added a Laufey song to Mary's playlist.  I was watching "The Devil wears Prada 2", I heard this song and really liked it.

How do you pronounce Laufey?  I once had a cat named Floofy, but she passed away.  I loved her so much!

Laufey's song reminds me of "Besame Mucho".  Latin jazz!  Mary was there once.

Without a computer

 

You don't need a computer to make art.  Just make sure it's good....

Before computers, I used a cassette tape 4 track to produce music.  It was fucking awful.