Too thin

 

Old

 

Growing old

 

The imaginary wife

 

Mary escorting an older blonde fan somewhere in Milan.

That would make a big pendant

 

I want the fish heads

 

I'm afraid YouTube doesn't like Pia, folks.

Hurt so good

 

Ah Princess, you don't know what relief is...

Here's a suggestion: put all your heart into hitting that golf ball.  I love you, Pia!

Pia!