If it tastes like fish

 

I can't follow your Telegram because I don't have any money!  Did you think I was lying?

"Sure, we'll sign autographs on behalf of Her Majesty!"

Pia is hot!  It's a hot day here today.  I had to use a parasol for my walk to the mosque.

Burger

 

I'm sorry I can't join your group.  I don't have any money.

Play the game, Pia!

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

25.  And if you ask them, "Who has created the heavens and the earth?" they will certainly say "Allah." Say, "All the praises and thanks be to Allah!" But most of them know not.

Luqman 31:25

Fashion

 

The music is so haunting...

I don't see anything wrong with your personal style, Pia.  I'm certainly not displeased with it, even though though it doesn't conform to the dress code for a Muslim woman in a Muslim country.  But you're not a Muslim woman in a Muslim country.  That can wait until later.  But for now, stick to your personal style.  Don't go chasing after fashion houses and agencies.  If they want you to wear their rags then let them put in the work, not you.  You're the Rock Star's wife.  What's most important for you right now fashion-wise, is to play golf everyday and up your game.

I repeat, play golf everyday and up your game.  Disobey this instruction, and you will downgrade from trend setter to trend follower.

Pia is high above the rest.

A dress

 

I want you to wear mini dresses and skirts in the bedroom.  Of course, you can wear underwear.  It would be like peeling a peach with my teeth!

I want you to subscribe to the print version of Vogue magazine.  Sure digital access comes with it, but you need to have the actual book in your house as decor.  Plus, you can read it.  Let's just say the high fashion drones are watching you.  Why?  Because they need the Rock Star's wife.

Subscribe to Vogue magazine 

Since you're on autopilot Pia, how about we make out?

So far away

 

"You're not going to win!"

Pia is beautiful even when she's angry.  There is so much more to come, so you must be the master over your anger.  Anger is negative, not positive!

Sleepy

 

You may have guessed that a lot of, if not most, of Mary's listeners are trying to sleep.  Mary helps people get to sleep.  She put me in a coma a few times already, while I was trying to work.  I hope you are able to stay awake.  Money never sleeps!  But you should sleep after the show is over.

Macau!

Pia, the angel of the golf course.

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