Saturday, August 29, 2020

The bread chase

 Hi Natty!  How are you today, my love?  I hope that all is well with you, and you are having a fabulous time.  I just got done showering, after cutting the grass and eating dinner.  Yeah, I'm always cutting grass.  Grass grows quickly here, and I have a large area to tend to.  I bought some takeout curry this morning.  Just the gravy, to be had with tofu for lunch and fry bread for dinner.  Healthy, huh?  The fry bread is greasy but good.  There's nothing like freshly cooked bread.  I could have locked up my cats in the kitty litter room, but I didn't.  They're my family.  So in turn, they hound me during dinner, and try to eat my food while I'm still trying to cook it.  I suppose I don't discipline my cats well, but can cats be disciplined?  In my case, I love them too much and they know it.  So I managed to get to the point where I'm sitting at the counter top with a bowl of curry, a stack of fry bread and my iced tea.  Ah, iced tea!  Best drink in the world, no contest!  Anyway, I tear off a piece of fry bread then dunk it in the curry before stuffing it in my mouth.  Lookie is the cat that jumps up to the table as close to me as possible, and meows right in my face as I try to put the piece of bread in my mouth.  So I tear off a tiny piece of bread, and throw it across the room so she races after it.  This goes on again and again, with every bite I take.  Lookie is the only cat that does this workout, the other cats simply wait on the ground for the bread to fly.  I don't know how she doesn't get exhausted at the end of dinner time.  So is this what it's like to have a family?  For people to annoy me while I eat?  Well, these are cats not people.  And I don't know what happiness is, so I seek happiness in marriage.

Check out this meticulously composed avatar head!  Not a hair out of place, not a collision in sight!  I bet that bandana came with the hair though, that's why it's so tidy.  Wait, I can see a collision with the right earring!


Mary's hair today is kind of primitive, but I like the style.  The dress comes from digging through the dollarbies, it's obvious.  But our shopping has become so fine tuned alhamdulillah, that the dollarbies are hard to spot anymore, even thought they're all freebies and dollarbies.  This dress is a rare exception, I think.