Whoops! I was making stuffing for my burritos, and I let a rotten egg slip past me. I guess that's my fault for taking all eggs as the same. They probably were bad when I got them. If the egg floats in water folks, then it's rotten. Plus, it stinks.
Just like Coachella! Actually, I wouldn't know, I've never been to a music festival. Going to Coachella is a status symbol, isn't it? It looks like a hassle to me, plus I don't need the status boost.