Monday, June 26, 2017

Garden

Say, that's a nice looking bamboo cluster.  Not having the grass cutter has really slowed me down in the yard.  I have quite a large area to tend, plus I have to work on the computer, plus I have to cook and feed myself.  The yard was too much to handle to begin with, now it's become a giant.  But I've gotten back to cutting the grass over at your house inshaAllah.  I just squat on the ground, and use a pair of shears.  It's a lot faster than the cangkul (hoe).  I have a nice cangkul- it's made out of railroad steel, and it can easily break stone.  The trouble is that it takes the same effort to break stone as to break grass, that's why it's so slow.  Using shears is not as fast as the grass cutter, but I think I can manage, even though squatting on the ground hurts my knees.  I need help with this garden.  I want you to help me in the garden.  Please make sure you hide your hair with a hat or something.

Natty, you're naked again!  I like it when you're naked.  The trouble is, I can't pull you closer and do things to you.  You're going to drive many men insane with desire.  So please try to dress modestly, OK?  Your sister is a cute singer, by the way.

So you did do more than one show in NYC, Pina.  Thanks for communicating with me.  It's still crummy for the time and heartache you spent there, and thinking about it irritates me.  I'm a pretty fair psychic inshaAllah, but my brain is full so I can be obtuse and forgetful at times.  That's why I ask you (and it's best for you) to always post on your Instagram, and talk to me.