Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Letter to Erin 20151231

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello there!  Hi there!  Time ticks on, and I'm still not married.  You are my girl.  I love you and I want to marry you.  I need you.

Alas, I have no power.  The proof of that is that I have no money.  I have no money to build your house, so I have no power.  I have no money to buy musical instruments, so I have no power.  I am like a caged ape being fed reasons to live every once in a while.  I have no power.  Allah has all the power.

I hang my trash on a nail on the wall at about eye level.  Like a caveman, huh?  But some vicious beasts have figured out that they can jump high and hang on to the trash bag with their claws, and rip the bag open.  So now I have to keep my trash in a bin on the floor with a lid on it.  Menacing varmints are forcing me to be civilized.