Saturday, August 23, 2014

Letter to Julia 20140823


In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hey there, my beautiful Julia and Erin.  How are the most beautiful girls in the world?  Yes, you know it.  You are more beautiful than all the other girls in the world, because you are MY girls.  MINE, MINE.  I pray that you are feeling great, having a blast, and maintaining your prayers.  I love you, I love you.  And I need you, I need you.

It's raining heavily right now.  I spent the evening cutting grass over at Casa de Julia inshaAllah.  More of those tiny vines with pretty blue flowers are growing there.  They are the same size as clover, which is also abundant over there.  My Mom had me take down all the jackfruit, which was growing on only one tree this year.  The other trees had no fruit.  I don't like jackfruits and durians.  Too sickly sweet for me.  For dinner, I had the same thing I had for lunch, which was curry puffs with bamboo shoots.  The dough I made from coconut milk didn't brown, but it's still OK if you don't care about color.  My Mom couldn't resist gloating though, when her dough rose higher and browned better.  I love you, Mom!  She has to be the most competitive cook in the world.  Why do people have to be so competitive?  I don't have a competitive bone in my body.  I find that jealousy eats creativity.  Fine, don't listen to me.

I acquired a lot more homework to do, but I think I'll play a round of Krush Kill and Destroy instead.  I'm so lazy.  I like KKND better than Warcraft.  Even though Warcraft has more detailed sprites and graphics, KKND sprites are faster moving, and the game allows up to 1000 units per army on the field at a time.  I usually face 7 armies by myself.  So utterly alone.  The computer is a very clever enemy, using multi-prong attacks, and it calculates the weak spots, but the computer is wasteful and callous.  The entire screen can be filled with enemies, so many that I can't find my cursor.  So much mayhem!  I've never been so macho in my life.  Second Life is a much girlier game, but there are too many perverts online.  And I don't have Internet at home, so I play KKND.

At first I thought the kittens were afraid of me, but it turns out that they were snarling at me.  Grrrrrrr.  I guess they don't like some moron screaming, "Oh my God!  KITTENS!!  KITTENS!!!" at them while they're trying to sleep.  I grumpy when I just wake up, too.  ------- seems to be the grumpiest of the bunch, while Bat Cat and ---- seem to be the friendliest.  I love kittens!