Haircut

Hi Natty!  How are you, my darling?  I hope you are having a fabulous time being you.  Oh, what a time!  I finally got a haircut today!  Yeah after 3 months of lockdown, I finally got to get rid of some of this hair.  I have my mother's hair: it's thick and grows fast, so after 3 months I looked a real mess.  Well, more than a mess than usual.  I had to escort my mother to the hospital this morning.  I dropped her off at the entrance, and before I found a parking spot I went to see the barber.  My regular barber wasn't in business today for whatever reason.  So it was go-with-the-flow as usual with my life, so I set out to find a barber within my line of drive at that particular time, which was 9 am.  I ended up at a ladies' hair salon, and got my hair cut by an "auntie".  "Auntie" is local slang for adult Chinese woman.  I wasn't into any fancy hairdo or anything like that.  Ugly old man, you know what I mean?  No haircut can hide the ugly old man.  I just wanted my hair cut short to help cope with the stifling hot humid tropical climate which I so profoundly loathe.  With my regular barber, I just sat in the chair and he was done in a few minutes.  But the auntie gave me a nice looking haircut, comfortable too, and I'm quite pleased with it.