BBQ beef ribs

Hi Honey!  How are you, my beloved?  I'm doing great today, alhamdulillah.  I just had BBQ beef ribs for dinner.  Oh so good!  Nothing matches the experience and the flavor of BBQ beef ribs.  Messy food, probably not the healthiest food, but oh so good!  Even the experience of having BBQ ribs in a restaurant is enjoyable- I recall many a good meal at those "All-U-Can-Eat" beef rib places.  Not all of them are the same- some of them slap some BBQ sauce on boiled ribs then microwave them.  Ugh.  Lately my butcher has been selling nothing but veal.  From his chatter, I gather that the tenderness of veal competes with imported beef, local beef is very lean as it is.  But veal, though tender, is leaner than that.  But the ribs are nice and fatty, which is the only cut of veal I probably like.  Now the locals have realized that ketchup makes a splendid BBQ sauce base, and the supermarkets have been frequently out of the big packets of ketchup.  So I bought chilli sauce instead, which is chilli flavored ketchup, and made my BBQ sauce from that.  I didn't want to travel far for the ingredients, so I improvised with local staples.  So instead of butter, I precooked the ribs in "kerisik" which is coconut shavings reduced in oil until brown, and garlic.  Add the chilli sauce, sugar and soy sauce, and we're in business.  I sat and enjoyed my BBQ beef ribs right at the grill in a cloud of smoke.  I'm a sight to see, sweaty and covered in charcoal dust and splatterings of BBQ sauce.  Messy food.  Happy food.  Then I washed it down with a freezing cold bottle of Coca Cola.  I didn't take a snapshot though- I can't handle a camera and deal with BBQ ribs at the same time.  But you know what BBQ ribs look like, right?  What we need is "Smell-a-vision".  No Honey, I don't know how to make vegetarian BBQ beef ribs.

Hi Natty Honey!  Do you want some BBQ beef ribs?  It's as good as pizza!  How's business going?  Are you having tons of fun?  Natty, people have been bitching at me that models can't act.  I want you to prove them wrong.  Take acting classes and more importantly, get in tune with your emotions like a good singer.  Express your emotions more.  Use your Instagram, and express your emotions to me.  Anyway, today the computer wants you to watch "Star Wars Episode 2: Attack Of The Clones" from 2002.  I like this movie, but I admit it's kind of cheesy.  You don't need to be a good actress for this movie.  Just be pretty and wear the right clothes.  Big name movie, though.  Some people got their "big break" from the Star Wars episodes 1 and 2.