Yikes!

 

Hi Natty!  Tears of gold, huh.  I suppose 

"Model Natalie Ludwig and her partner, photographer Austin Calvello share a moment of intimacy" and "Natalie Ludwig and Austin Calvello share emotional visuals from a recent trip, exploring moments of intimacy, devotion and togetherness" means what it means.  You've worked with Austin for years already, right?  Thank you for telling me about this.  The problem is that I still trust you.  And I still don't have a ring so until then, you have all that time.  Unless of course, you gave up your chastity.

You folks are thinking, "Why doesn't he hook up with a fan?"  Well, I can get fanatics without having to hook up.  But I am a Muslim, and chastity is a big deal to me.  Plus, I like blondes.  So if Natalie is through with me, then my next move is to negotiate with parents in the Netherlands.

I told you not to fast

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me because I love you.  You are my wife inshaAllah, and I love you with all of my heart.

Fasting for Ramadan is mandatory for Muslims only.  If you were not Muslim, please do not fast for this occasion.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

144.  And from a pair of camels and from a pair of cattle.  Say, "Is it forbidden the two males or the two females, or what is in the wombs of the two females?  Were you witness when Allah decided this for you?  Who is more oppressive than people who make lies about Allah to lead astray humans without knowledge?"  Verily Allah will not grant knowledge to those who do wrong.

The Cattle 6:144