Garlic

Hi Honey!  How's business today?  I hope everything is running smoothly for you, and that you are having a great time.  Remember to think safety, but do not be intimidated.  Nothing much going on here, just the usual.  I made chili last night, but I didn't have any onions.  It's been raining a lot lately, and onions are always expensive after a wet spell, so I didn't buy any.  But I did have a lot of garlic, so I put a bunch in there.  The next morning I wanted to kiss my cat, but she wouldn't let me.  I got a fistful of claws instead.  But she's so soft and fluffy!  When we are married inshaAllah, I guess I will have to cut back on my garlic consumption.  Which is too bad, because garlic is supposed to be good for us.  It's supposed to help us sleep, as far as I understand.  I believe stainless steel helps remove the scent and feel of garlic, but how am I supposed to put stainless steel in my mouth?  I guess a licking a butter knife might help.  Sigh.  Check out how much garlic this guy uses in his squid dishes.

Hi Natty Honey!  How's your precious tummy?  I hope you are ready to work.  Now is the time for you to make lots of money for yourself, so please make the most of this opportunity.  Now don't worry so much, because everything will turn out great inshaAllah.  It is stress that causes stomach problems- too much acid being generated.  Alcohol worsens the problems, so please don't think that getting buzzed will help you mellow out.  Stay clean and eat simple foods when things get hectic.  I am always here for you, I think about my wives all the time.  If you need to know about something or somebody, ask me.  I don't know everything, but God knows everything.  InshaAllah, I will be provided the knowledge needed to protect my family.