Friday, March 1, 2013

Letter to Julia 20130302

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Rain, rain, rain.  Allah certainly knows how to put on a show.  And certainly Allah is the One who put on the show, and no one else.  I was hoping to go out tonight and have some steamboat at my brother's place with my sweetie, so I hope it doesn't rain.  I hope you show up for dinner tonight, Julia.  Otherwise, I'm going to have to eat your portion again.  I'm going to get bloated if you keep this up, Julia.  Please have pity on me, and start showing up for dinner.  You wouldn't want to be married to a fat blob, would you?