Monday, May 21, 2012

Letter to Julia 20120522

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello beloved Julia, my lady.  I'm still watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show marathon on Shadowplay TV, so obviously I'm quite busy.  I finally went to sleep at 12:30am, when at about 2am my compound was invaded by an army of small children.  A whole gaggle of them!  It would be difficult for you to understand the great activity occuring around here right now, because you are destined to lag behind.  But you are still my wife insyaAllah, and I want you, and I love you, so I will come and get you when the money comes.  InsyaAllah.

Meanwhile, please try not to speak face to face with people who want things from you.