Monday, April 8, 2024

Loyalty

 

Muslims don't date: we marry.  Same risk, right?  Maybe.  I don't want an unfaithful slut for a wife, so she must be chaste and believes in God.  And because I don't have a big dick, she must be a virgin.  Does that upset you?  Then leave me alone and go marry a billionaire with a big dick.  18 years old is legal, right?  She doesn't have to be 18.  She could be 33, as long as she's a virgin.  Plus blonde and gorgeous.  I like gorgeous blondes.