In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
My kittens were getting too fat, so I decided to cut back on their food, and set 2 feeding times: once at dawn, and again at 4 pm. Another big reason I did so is because my mop, the litter box and I couldn't keep up with them. Plus, they seemed to have tummy problems. It seems to be working. The poop looks nice and dark and solid, and there's a lot less of it too. Now, nothing kills the scent of poopy scents like bleach water, but the little brats have identified bleach with toilet, and now wherever I mop is a place for them to potty. They like to play pee games: whenever I mop, they instantly come over to pee. As a gang. One at a time. So I have to mop 5 times at a time.
I've been really into tofu lately, and it's healthy food, too. It's great for making stuffing for my won tons. For dinner, it's shredded steak sprinkled over a block of soft tofu swimming in eggplant hummus, to enjoy with a big, fat loaf of flat bread. You must join me for dinner.
Erin, I hate to say this because I don't want to hurt your feelings, but please do not get any plastic surgery. Please stop and stay where you are, and age naturally and gracefully. You are so beautiful, so please don't change. You too, Julia. You are so beautiful. Please don't change. I love you, I love you. And I need you, I need you.
