Saturday, November 25, 2023

The nymphomaniac

 
Hi Natty!  Oh Honey, I love miniskirts!  And you certainly have the legs for them.  I've yet to see the perfect minidress for you though.  How are you?  I hope everything is peachy for you over there.  Keep safe and healthy OK!

Argh!  I spoke too soon!  It looks like Jane may be one of those cats who is always in heat.  Even when she's not in heat, she's in heat.  And since cats are so sensitive, her body will follow likewise.  It's not the same with males: guys have to be ready to pork 24/7.  It's difficult for me to show how beautiful a cat Jane is.  My cats especially only photograph well when they allow it, and today Jane had to pull a serious intellectual face.  As if to justify her sexuality.  That's a young cat in the snapshot, folks!  

If I were married to a nymphomaniac, I would have to be on drugs 24/7, there would be plenty of sex toys in the house to help me, and I would die in orgasm.  And I'm not the sex fiend!  But what about a daughter who's a nymphomaniac?  Jane is Lookie's daughter, which makes her my daughter.  So I keep her locked up and separated from the boys.  When the time is right, I will get a male kitten to be her mate.  A human daughter would have to be married off young, to a football player or something.