In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
So far, Kitten TV has been all about watching my kittens slowly die from the cold that the mother gave them. And the doctor said that they're too small to save. Well, my kittens are still alive, and the mother is just fine. Alhamduillah. I suppose I can only take it a day at a time. Bob Cat had been such a cool cat throughout the ordeal. He too caught the cold, but he just slept it off and continued feeding, even though the sneezing gets in the way. Now he's the plumpest of the brood... for now. But all my kittens are in grave danger. Little Hepzibah likes to cry at anything and everything. She sneezes and cries. Mommy leaves, and she cries. I pick her up, and she cries. My Bat Cat is still alive. I don't know how much longer. I don't see him or Hepzibah feed. Now my nose is stuffing up. Ya Allah, please heal and protect all my kitties.
I want you both to know, my dearest and precious wives, that I have dedicated myself to our marriage. I love you, and I need you. So please don't let the antics of some temptress, who by the way would probably make a lousy Muslim, place you in doubt as to my commitment to you. Again, I love you, and I need you.
