Monday, April 23, 2018

Good Muslim wife

Well, it's almost fasting month again.  Ramadan will begin on May 16 this year inshaAllah.  I love Ramadan because many intensely strange things happen during that month.  By now I hope you have realized that you are part of an international business, not due to your or my influence, but because Allah made it so.  It should be clear to you that USA and Canada need you to represent them in this Rock and Roll business.  They will not allow you to conduct international business independently.  But not everyone is bad, there are still good people in this world.  And Allah was the One Who put you in my path that I be interested to marry you.  But I cannot be married to a non-Muslim.  You know this, and when the time/money comes inshaAllah, then Allah will inform me as to whether you have the integrity, chastity, and piety to be my Muslim wife inshaAllah, otherwise I will be told to find some other blonde to marry.  Now don't get a sinking feeling as to what a Muslim wife is.  Don't get ridiculous stereotypes in your head that you have to wear a burqa, strap a bomb to yourself underneath your clothes and blow up innocent people.  That is not Islam.  Allah will make your Islam easy for you.  You will perhaps even find fasting to be easy, especially if you have a bird-like appetite to begin with.  The most difficult thing for you to do, I estimate, is to maintain the 5 daily prayers, which we will do together inshaAllah.  Which puts you at the same level as millions upon millions upon millions of other people who can't pray 5 times a day who call themselves "Muslim".