Qur'an 20210513

 In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

135.  They say, "Become Jews or Christians if you would be guided."  Say, "No!  The religion of Abraham the True.  And he joined not gods with Allah."

136.  Say you, "We believe in Allah, and the revelation given to us, to Abraham, Ismail, Isaac, Jacob, and the descendants, and that given to Moses and Jesus, and that given to prophets from their Lord: we make no difference between one and another of them, and we bow to Allah."

(The Heifer 1:135-136)

Stereotypes

 

Hi Honey!  How's it goin'? I hope all is A-OK and peachy over there in Nattyland.  Sorry I'm running late.  I cut the grass then got caught up making the soup for my ramen.  Sorry again Honey, but I gotta have my ramen, I'm so craving it.  We'll make a separate dinner for you OK?  My ramen has become so complex, but I love it!  I'm going to charge ¥500000 a bowl.  Just kidding!  I'm never going back to food service inshaAllah.

Today is the last day of Ramadan, and I'm so happy!  I can drink coffee in the afternoon again!  Everybody, let's have some coffee!  Ya Allah, thank You for a great Ramadan.  Thank You for stepping me up.  Losing Lily sucked, but I understand now that these are Your cats, not mine.

Isn't that an awesome version of the Flintstones theme?  And MonoNeon is just great.  I'm sorry to cast stereotypes, but he's everything a black bass player should be.  Flashy, groovy, funky.  He's just great, isn't that what matters?  Black?  Can't even see what color he is!