Sunday, August 12, 2018

The smooth channel

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today?  Weekends are busy for sports pros like you, so I pray that you are getting plenty of rest.  I love those snapshots that your fans put up yesterday.  You are very beautiful, and I love you.  But porn star?  I don't think so.  You're just a modest girl.  I do miss your posts, but we all understand why you are reluctant to express yourself lately.  Big business has long relied on our love.  Just make sure you at least express yourself to yourself, through art and poetry.  You don't have to show it to anybody.  If you think expression comes easily for me, it could be that I just don't give a shit.  But that's not true- I've been doing this rock and roll business thing for a very long time, so by trial and error I know where my smooth channel is.  InshaAllah.  Like it's been easier for Floofy to pass motion since I put her on a regimen of laxatives and soft food.  But she still gets clogged up: her poop is bigger than any other cat, I think she has an abnormal digestive tract.  So I keep a sharp eye on her tummy, I feel it up regularly rather, and I observe her poop habits.  If she's off rhythm, then it's time for an enema.  We just can't keep that poop bottled up in there.  It becomes poisonous.

Hi Natty honey!  I watched "Mamma Mia 2- Here We Go again" last night.  😁  It's a nice movie, and you are a very beautiful woman.  As for turning water into wine, well that's easy.  Get some grape seed, and plant it in fertile soil then water it regularly.  When it produces ripe fruit, you harvest it, collect it, stomp on it to produce juice, then ferment the juice to make a nice non-alcoholic wine.  If you do any agriculture, make sure you say "There is no power but with Allah".  But really Honey, water is more precious than wine.  Or instead, you can put a strip of bacon into the water, and it becomes swine.  Please don't drink stuff like that.  It's gross, and it's not halal.  😁

Sunday is BLACK!