Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Bee at the beach

Honey, you have got to try my curried liver chow mein.  My fried noodles taste great cold, so they make great leftovers alhamdulillah.  You can just grab a fork, and raid the fridge in the middle of the night, and I guarantee that you would go for my fried noodles and snarf them up cold.  The noodles soak up all the sauce overnight, and makes it milder whereas it was quite spicy yesterday.  Anyway, it's one more month until March, so my food project this next month is going to be Erin's food.  Ugh, vegetables!  Healthy food!  Bleah!  Zam has to eat too, you know!  Plus the cost of fresh greens and fruit is not something I have ever budgeted for.  Plus, dessert is a luxury to me.  Excuses, excuses.  I'll start off with a salad using name brand dressing, so I hope it doesn't cost too much per meal.

Aw Natty, of course I want to be with you when you go to the movies.  But it is not to be right now, please understand this spiritual path.  Which also includes your being a star, and I think this movies idea is going to work excellently inshaAllah, so please trust me and follow my lead.  It's time for you to see as many movies as possible on your cell phone/laptop, and socially is when you dress up for the occasion, because this is a serious business.  If your current group of friends don't want to dress up to watch movies with you, then I'm sure there are plenty of other people who would, you just need to find them.  All eyes on you Natty at the movies, so dress up and walk like a model even to watch it in your living room.  You beautiful star.