Monday, December 7, 2015

Letter to Erin 20151208

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

I hope you are keeping your nose clean.  Please!  I understand you're busy and you need to stay awake, but nothing is a substitute for sleep.  The stuff might keep you awake, but that's not a good reason to use it.  Since it's an unregulated drug, the product isn't screened for Coca worms.  No one talks about Coca worms because it would affect business.  Yes, besides robbing you of your beauty and making you look like beef jerky, the stuff may infect you with the dreaded Coca worm.  No, that wriggling around in your sinuses is neither a nose hair nor a booger, even though it looks like white, sticky booger.  Just pray that it doesn't go out the back way, and you have to swallow it.  Ew!

But seriously, I want you to take good care of yourself, not just because you're a role model, but because you are my girl, and I love you and need you.  If you're busy, find a way to nap as much as possible.  We're all of us waiting around for somebody or something so while you wait, find a chair and shut your eyes and dream for five minutes or longer.  It makes a huge difference, trust me.

Bob Cat got himself a mate!  I saw her while I was on the way back from night market.  They were hanging out together over at your house inshaAllah.  She has a white snout, chest and belly like Bobby's mother and sisters, but darker markings overall.  I didn't get a close look at her because I didn't want to bother the love cats.  Isn't that cute?

Today December 8 is my Mom and Dad's wedding anniversary.  I'll be making them a pizza.  Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad!