Letter to Julia 20121004

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hey Gorgeous!  How are you feeling today, my Julia?  Right now, I'm watching an Iron Chef marathon on Shadowplay TV.  Ah, king crab!  I do miss king crab.  Not only did it have a high quantity of meat, it never needed salt.  These smaller crabs don't really cut it for me, unless they're really tiny, like about the size of a quarter.  Then I can fry them up until crispy, and eat them whole.  Like crackers.

Aaaah!  I no know no mas how to speekee zee Eengleesh!  I meant to say, "I was worked until injured".  I'm getting old, Julia.  Colors can get really confusing to me.  I went to buy a new toilet seat at the wholesale store, and I had a choice between white and grey.  The white ones looked disgusting, even though new, so I bought a grey one.  When I went home and installed it, it turned pink.  No!  Not a pink toilet seat!