Be steadfast, have faith, and guard against evil

Hi Erin!  That sure is a nice move you made, so congratulations.  I'm sure the world sees you as beautiful, chaste and honorable and so do I, so please don't let us down.  Please you talk to me often to cement our connection and business in the sight of the world.  The world is a small town after all.  Also have a talk or visit with Instagram and make sure your site runs smoothly.  Make the big bucks for yourself for me, my darling.

Hey Natty!  You are looking very classy, and it looks like you are keeping classy company.  Try to have fun and please don't be blue, because I am with you.

That's a great looking car, Pina!  Yes it is hard work, isn't it?  People just don't understand sometimes how hard the work is.  It looks like you're having fun, but don't get greedy OK?

I am very happy that you are doing well, and if you are doing well then I am doing well.  Alhamdulillah.  Please forgive me for not having enough money to be married right now, but have faith that I will take sweet loving care of you inshaAllah.  Thank you for your love.