Saturday, March 2, 2024

Fashion!

 
Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me because I love you.  Don't lose your modesty, Honey.  Don't get greedy.  I haven't blogged about fashion for a long time.  I guess they shouldn't have shut me out while I had the momentum, now I'm occupied with other things.  They're probably holding my girl hostage, that's why she doesn't talk to me.  I did receive another email from Anna Wintour herself, and again I thought it was spam so I deleted it.  It was an invitation to Vogue World Paris.  I told her I couldn't make it but I would watch the show if she lets me.  She needs to remind me, though.

Anyway, on to outfits.  I suppose you could wear both outfits to a dance club, or to Vogue World even.  The baby outfit is what I would describe as "eccentric celebrity" getup.  Or just plain weird.  The world is a stage!  The outfit below is OK, leaning towards boring.  And yes, if you're going to a dance club then you should dress like a slut.  Otherwise, just ask your parents to find you a mate.  And if you expected all people on the Internet to treat you with respect, then you're just plain stupid.