Saturday, January 15, 2022

Miranda Priestly

 

Hi Natty!  It's the full moon!  You should see the moon here, it's so bright it lights up the night, and you can see the storks flying high around underneath it.  How are you, Honey?  Are you going dancing in the moonlight?  I hope you are pleased with your husband inshaAllah now he is a ruthless fashion editor.  Just please don't expect me to say nice things all the time.

Since I gained the epiphany that this blog was actually a fashion magazine, I realized that Mary doesn't have enough clothes.  She has 20,000 items in her dresses folder alone!  But it's not enough.  I guess it will have to do, because Allah commands that I not be wasteful.  Today's outfit is another dress design that's floating around Marketplace where different merchants sell the same dress at different prices.  That's because the original design didn't have the "no copy" and "no transfer" boxes checked.  At least it's rarer than some others:

::DS:: Alien Lips Purple

Alli&Ali Designs Makena Hair

Kiwi Bird // Fairy Dress: Galaxy

Lazuri Cocoa Island SE Violets Earrings

Shey Senuna Heels







OK, Prada is up next.  When I got there, the first thing I did was search for the latest collection which was Spring/Summer 2022.  What I found was a video, which was basically an ad where the model is in a state of undressing and going on about how she loves the clothes.  Well the video never finished for me, I didn't get to see any clothes.  But I did see how bloodshot her eyes were.  She really needs to get away from her cell phone.  So I went to YouTube, and searched for Prada Spring-Summer collection 2022:
I only found a couple of outfits worth noting:

Even then, I think they can do better.  And I don't agree with trains on miniskirts.  It looks like toilet paper.