Friday, October 19, 2018

Announcement of Endorsement Withdrawal

Hi Natty honey!  How are you feeling today, my precious love?  I'm guessing that you are feeling better and calmer.  I want you to have a great life and a great time, because I care for you so much, my beautiful Princess.

I have decided to officially withdraw my endorsement of the Perlis Harumanis mango.  I had spent 5 years or more nurturing trees and raising them in the compact space which is my yard, and had gotten the knack of it.  Although this type of mango is expensive, I was more into the research and endorsement of it.  My baby mango trees, though growing in peat pots, had become thick, strong, heavy and dark green.  I managed to fit at least 30 trees in my front yard, and it was looking like I was seriously able to make a productive mango farm.  This land belongs to my aunt, and she wants me to remove the mango farm.  At first my usual stubbornness activated, and I didn't relish the thought of giving up on my attempt of making a "halal" (lawful) income.  Then I realized, "What if I were successful?"  30 trees bearing quality fruit means about 20 grand a year income!  Of "halal" money!  That would certainly attract greedy relatives.  So I saw my aunt's logic, and I will destroy the mango farm.  But more than that, I'm supposed to be a chick singer, not a mango farmer.  It dawned on me that I'm actually too lazy to maintain a farm.  I would rather be making love to my beautiful wife.